#1
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:00pm
Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
#2
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:06pm
kinda odd to wear a tuxedo bike riding, doncha think?
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#3
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:06pm
*longs for the good old days of The West Wing*
#4
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:07pm
bike = pretzels = code words for "drugs"
#5
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:18pm
Thought the exact same thing Plum!
What do you want me to say? Today, while riding his bike, the president came to a sudden non-arboreal stop.
What do you want me to say? Today, while riding his bike, the president came to a sudden non-arboreal stop.
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Updated On: 7/6/05 at 05:18 PM
#6
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:20pm
Why oh WHY could he have not landed face first?
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#7
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:29pm
That's what happens when a teetotaller samples that famous Scotch single malt liquor.
I think Mr. Bush is ready for one of my "Perils of Alochol" lectures.
Sad, terribly sad.
I think Mr. Bush is ready for one of my "Perils of Alochol" lectures.
Sad, terribly sad.
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#8
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:36pm
I threw myself on a Scottish cop and all I got was this lousy kilt burn.
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#9
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:41pm
PalJoey...I work in a very boring office, and you just made my day
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#10
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:41pm
Why is Miss Gulch in Scotland?
#11
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:44pm
Welcome, Shelley. I try to make lots of people's days.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
#12
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:49pm
@#$%&* helmet!!!
#13
Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:21pm
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He needs his training wheels back.
He needs his training wheels back.
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#14
Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:37pm
I want a photo of the "incident". I have images in my head of little "bush-ites" running after photographers, grabbing cameras and smashing them to the ground.
Again.
Again.
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#15
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:03pm
Classic. Thank you, Mr. President, for making me laugh out out.
#16
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:07pm
At least he didn't vomit on a foreigner like his father did.
#17
Posted: 7/7/05 at 4:44pm
I read about this story in the paper today, and I must say that Bush's actions toward the policeman were highly respectable.
Credit where credit is due.
Credit where credit is due.
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