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Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman

Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman

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PalJoey
#0Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:00pm

One too many Scottish pretzels, George?
Bush Falls Off Bike in Scotland


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RobbO
#1re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:06pm

kinda odd to wear a tuxedo bike riding, doncha think?


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Plum
#2re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:06pm

*longs for the good old days of The West Wing*

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PalJoey
#3re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:07pm

bike = pretzels = code words for "drugs"


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Madame X
#4re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:18pm

Thought the exact same thing Plum!

What do you want me to say? Today, while riding his bike, the president came to a sudden non-arboreal stop.


"Some of us have it worse, you know, Dana. Some of us are dating lesbian men. Okay? C'mon."
Updated On: 7/6/05 at 05:18 PM

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TheatreDiva90016
#5re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:20pm

Why oh WHY could he have not landed face first?


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Dollypop
#6re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:29pm

That's what happens when a teetotaller samples that famous Scotch single malt liquor.

I think Mr. Bush is ready for one of my "Perils of Alochol" lectures.

Sad, terribly sad.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

FindingNamo
#7re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:36pm

I threw myself on a Scottish cop and all I got was this lousy kilt burn.


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Shelley_is_batty
#8re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:41pm

PalJoey...I work in a very boring office, and you just made my day


"It's really crazy backstage. Just before the show started, Elaine Stritch got into a fight with stage hand, and then inexplicably started squeezing Hugh Jackman's buttocks. And by the time they had sedated her, she had punched out two cops and was holding Norbert Leo Butz hostage, threatening to kill one of his three names." -Nathan Lane

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nmartin
#9re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:41pm

Why is Miss Gulch in Scotland?

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PalJoey
#10re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:44pm

Welcome, Shelley. I try to make lots of people's days.

Enjoy!


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Albin
#11re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 5:49pm

@#$%&* helmet!!!

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MyNameInLights
#12re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:21pm

...

He needs his training wheels back.


"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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justme2
#13re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 6:37pm

I want a photo of the "incident". I have images in my head of little "bush-ites" running after photographers, grabbing cameras and smashing them to the ground.

Again.


"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."

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Elphaba3
#14re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:03pm

Classic. Thank you, Mr. President, for making me laugh out out.

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nmartin
#15re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/6/05 at 9:07pm

At least he didn't vomit on a foreigner like his father did.

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jrb_actor
#16re: Bush Falls Off Bike In Scotland; Injures Policeman
Posted: 7/7/05 at 4:44pm

I read about this story in the paper today, and I must say that Bush's actions toward the policeman were highly respectable.

Credit where credit is due.



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