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#0Bush to ride bikes with Lance Armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:00pm

Oh dear Lord, WHY???

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#1re: Bush to ride bikes with Lance Armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:11pm

And, what....?

Crash into a security guard?


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#2re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:34pm

we can only hope, beav.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

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he was the gimmicky sort

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Gothampc
#3re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:02pm

I hope Cindy Sheehan knows how to run really fast.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#4re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:04pm

Notice to Bush: There is a war going on. That you started.


"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

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#5re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:09pm

Good one, Sally.

I swear to God. I'll never understand how this presidency happened again.


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#6re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:13pm

omg, sally! i totally bet he forgot! you should like call the white house signals office and seriously have them get a message to him! man, i wonder what he thinks those people outside his ranch are there for? i wonder if the media has picked up on this yet? omg, what a wild story!!!


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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#7re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:20pm

I guess Lance Armstrong's name will now be mud. It should be mud because he left his wife who stayed with him during his cancer to shack up with a young chippie


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#8re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:24pm

star f***er, roxy. i will not remind you again, she's nothing but a star f***er!


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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#9re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:25pm

Yup but he fell for it. It takes 2 to tango


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#10re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:28pm

Problems, papalovesmambo?


"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

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#11re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:30pm

lance's? god i hope so!

problem, sally? nah. sympathy? maybe a little. but not much.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

Hank
#12re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:31pm


Two Texans, one the comeback story of the world, and the other, strugleing to keep up morale in a hopeless cause.
Lance succeeded, but Bush has a long way to go.
Does anyone here really care about democracy in Iraq?
Is this cause worth the lives of so many of our troops?

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#13re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:32pm

"problem, sally? nah. sympathy? maybe a little. but not much."

Ah. I should hope it's only a little.


"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

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#14re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:36pm

hank, yes and yes.

what a lovely part in your hair, sally.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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#15re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:37pm

Is anything worth it?

If not, why bother having an army ?


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#16re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/16/05 at 7:42pm

what a lovely part in your hair, sally.

Har. Har.


"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."

Chevstriss
#17re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 8/17/05 at 12:09am

Sheryl Crow ain't no young chippie. she's alot older than lance, I'd bet alot older than his first wife. She passed into middle age long ago.


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Broadwayboobs
#18re: bush to ride bikes with lance armstrong
Posted: 9/14/05 at 11:13am

Subject: Update on Lance Armstrong!


The Associated Press Friday, August 26, 2005

PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.


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