#1
Posted: 5/20/05 at 3:43pm
Big shock (not). Our fearless leader has once again taken a stand against science.
When he says "the strong must protect the weak," never are the weak anything as memorable as, say, just somebody who wears shoes and eats at Dennys. It's always some discarded bunch of cells in dry ice, John and Jane Birdseye. Maybe that's the answer for helping the homeless: freeze-dry 'em until housing costs come down. You heard it here first.
When he says "the strong must protect the weak," never are the weak anything as memorable as, say, just somebody who wears shoes and eats at Dennys. It's always some discarded bunch of cells in dry ice, John and Jane Birdseye. Maybe that's the answer for helping the homeless: freeze-dry 'em until housing costs come down. You heard it here first.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
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