I remember, back in the '80's, there was a line of greeting cards with famous female impersonator Charles Pierce on them and one of them was him as Baby Jane saying "I wouldn't have to send this card to you if you weren't getting older..." on the front and "But, ya are, Blanche, ya are!!!" on the inside.
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba