'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

#1

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 10:52pm

You see, it all started with a couple of harmless alcohol enemas at Pi Kappa Delta...

And then Zander Broughton had go and end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

And the fraternity got disbanded.

But it's all lies, I tell you, lies. "False, misleading and a total lie."

There was no bottle up Zander's butt, and he is not a ho-mo-sexual.

He thinks butt chugging is disgusting and he never even heard the term until this story went viral.

Butt chugging.





Tennessee Fraternity Holds Hilarious Press Conference to Deny Butt Chugging Charges

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Updated On: 10/3/12 at 10:52 PM

#2

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:08pm

Keep watching the video until Zander himself speaks.

Zander is asked by a reporter, "Can you clarify what did happen that day?”

His response: "It’s a long story."

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#3

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:16pm

More details in this Daily News article.




NY Daily News: University of Tennessee student denies 'butt chugging' reports, claiming he's a Christian who would never 'desecrate his body'

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#4

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:17pm

Christ, wipes your ass is more gay than butt chugging. The pearl clutching on this video is breathtaking!

I swear the last time Gawker did a story about butt chugging all the commenters swore it wasn't a real phenomenon. I have a friend whose a dean at a private school who swears it is. I'm not a huge drinker anyway, plus I mostly drink beer, so I would just think that some kind of yeast situation might develop if I tried to butt chug it.

I DO remember back in the day when people would do their ecstasy rolls up the buttly. I think they called it "booty bumping." I always swallowed mine because I was never convinced things wouldn't have gone wrong if I tried to booty bump.

Updated On: 10/3/12 at 11:17 PM

#5

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:23pm

I'm reserving judgment until I can review the evidence. At gaytube. Repeatedly.

#6

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:25pm

College kids today make up the dumbest generation in history.

#7

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:28pm

Here's the press release!


I consumed wine from a wine box.

Updated On: 10/3/12 at 11:28 PM

#8

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:33pm

I feel like SNL should bring in Leslie Jordan to play this part in their sketch. I mean, he kinda played that part on Will & Grace.

#9

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:36pm

On page 4 of Zander's press release, he says, "The movie The Wizard of Oz has many parallels to this vicious media event which has taken place at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville during this past week which has helped to destroy my life."

Wizard of Oz references are generally not the best way to butch it up, Zander!

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#10

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:36pm

You guys NEED to read that "press release." Spoiler Alert - There's even a a Wizard of Oz reference.

#11

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:40pm

Working at my last job, I met a lot of straight men who loved anal play. So don't even give me that "I'm not gay!" speech, mister anal lover!

#12

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/3/12 at 11:43pm

Ha, PalJoey and I met the Wizard at the same time!

This is just ... it's just... I can't even be irritated that because there's a butt involved there has to be gay panic, because this whole thing is so stupid. And everyone involved seems pretty stupid, too.

#13

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:11am

Phyllis, the term I always heard for e up the but was "hooping" for some reason. I have herd of people doing that, but this chugging thing baffles me--but I remember as a teenager a friend and I went to stay with her uncle in another city while we went to a concert there. Back then I never drank at all, nor did my friend, but her uncle tried to be the "cool uncle" (which just made him creepy) and told us about how when he ws a teen he'd go to parties where people would shoot vodka into their veins... I dunno--I have never had any problem getting drunk from just drinking the stuff.

The fact they even bothered with a press meeting just strikes me as beyond bizarre.

#14

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:17am

And after reading that press statement, I'm all the more baffled. He says his name has become a household name? I doubt that, but it certainly was far less of one before he press releases and statements. And honestly, as stupid a behaviour as "butt chugging" seems to be, I'd not wanna make it worse by excusing away my behaviour as being so drunk that I shat on myself... *shakes head*

#15

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:20am

*edit* and the stupid gay stuff aside, I really don't get either of his references to the Wizard of Oz, whatsoever. I hope his lawyer isn't getting paid much for allowing that pres statement to be released as written. Or maybe I hope he's making a killing from it.

#16

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 5:56am

I saw this story on Buzzfeed over the weekend and honestly I think it's just hilarious. The whole thing from the fact that someone came up with "butt chugging" to the people who are freaking out about it.

It's like an outtake from Old School or Animal House.

I just wish everyone could stop being so anal about it.

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#17

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:04pm

The alleged butt-chugger having the most douchey-looking fratbros behind him, some fashionably choosing to tried to shield some identity with sunglasses, is too perfect for words. It is like a South Park animated scene come to life.

It does not get more gay panicky or interchangeably homoerotic as a college fraternity.

#18

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:09pm

I had friends that did ecstasy up the butt! I've only ever done coke up the butt. Just to see what it was like.

#19

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:17pm

I heard anecdote (never from the horse's ass mouth) that people would rub coke on the butthole to numb it and make anal sex easier.

#20

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:26pm

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#21

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:32pm

Oh.

That makes sense.

And it kills me that I wasted perfectly good coke without a Cock chaser.

#22

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:38pm

I remember reading an article about homoerotic fraternity initiations back in the early 80s. The idea that anything homoerotic was so repellent and unfathomably disgusting is exactly why they were popular in initiation rituals. They are all based on humiliation and physical/mental endurance. It was homophobia via homoerotica. Pretending it doesn't exist reminds me of the idiots who still state that repealing DADT allowed gays into the military.

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#23

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:56pm

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#24

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/4/12 at 5:31pm

OK the Butt Chugging doesn't make one Gay… what about Sperm Burping?

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#25

'Butt Chugging' at a University of Tennessee Fraternity

Posted: 10/5/12 at 11:31am

There are plenty of gay porn sites inspired by the idea of fraternity initiation rituals...the idea for those had to come from somewhere.

I went to a huge southern university like UT where fraternities and sororities ruled just about every aspect of the on-campus social scene. This was back in the AOL/AIM days and there was no such thing as Manhunt, Adam4Adam or Grindr. I couldn't tell you how many times I was propositioned online by closeted frat guys. The Matthew Shepard incident happened at the beginning of my sophomore year and because of that I wouldn't ever take any of them up on it for fear they were actually frat guys that were just queer baiting.

Updated On: 10/5/12 at 11:31 AM