CHIHUANHAS!

#1

CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 8:52am

Oh man, it doesn't get better than this. I thought that Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus was the be all and end all of cinematic brilliance.
I was wrong.
Behold, CHIHUANHAS!!

Academy members, take note.
The rest of us have been warned.




Synopsis:
A school/pack of vicious, cross-bred Chihuahua and Piranha are unleashed upon a pristine Mtn Lake and quickly consume summer campers before a team of misfits, led by the lake?s ranger, evade and destroy the evil little critters.

Who wants to go with me opening night? I'll buy the popcorn!

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Updated On: 8/26/09 at 08:52 AM

#2

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:03am

Tazzy I am so there...I'll start gasing up the car.

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#3

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:04am

I'll hitch a ride with boobs!

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#4

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:08am

I'll stack the car up with cookies.

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#5

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:19am

And I'll bring the scarf should one of us get cold feet.

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Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 8/26/09 at 09:19 AM

#6

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:22am

Everyone remember to wear closed-toed shoes!

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Updated On: 8/26/09 at 09:22 AM

#7

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:31am

Lol, good one scott!

Boobs, I call the aisle seat.

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#8

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:37am

You got it Tazzy...I'll sit in between Stagey and you. If I don't separate the 2 of you he'll talk through the whole movie and we'll miss the plot. I'll bring something to stuff in his mouth in case he attempts to talk over me.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#9

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:42am

Stagey, a cork and the scarf will come in very handy.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#10

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:44am

Not to mention the "handy" part.

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#11

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:05am

Oh, how a thread about crossbred chihuahuas and piranhas has digressed.

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#12

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:07am

Well, let me get back on topic.

I used to know this guy (more like a distant acquaintance) whose nickname was "piranha" 'cause he used too much teeth.

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#13

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:19am

When you say "distant," do you mean he never got close to your face?

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#14

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:25am

I hate people who talk during a movie *glares at stagey*.

And this particular movie seems like you'd miss a lot of the intricacies if you don't pay attention.

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#15

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:29am

I agree Tazzy...I had to watch "Gremlins" so many times before I got the movie. The first couple of times I hated those creatures until I watched it by myself and got those cute, sweet innocent demons. They were just misunderstood. You understand so much more when there are no distractions.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#16

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:39am

Absolutely boobs. You really have to focus to catch the nuance in Gizmo's performance.

That is was overlooked at Oscar time is still one of the great academy blunders.

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#17

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:45am

WOW I LOVE IT! I've been looking for something to put in my Koi pond- CHIHUANHAS!

#18

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:45am

Agreed Tazzy.

Do you think this movie will see a new "designer" dog breed? Maybe we should go into breeding? We can call it "Taboozy" You'll have to come up with our slogan.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#19

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:49am

I insist we share credit and call it the Taboobsy.

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Updated On: 8/26/09 at 10:49 AM

#20

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:55am

You got it Tazzy. Now you come up with the slogan and we'll have to start thinking of other breeds to create. This could be fun and a big money maker.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#21

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:01am

Oh, no, scott, I got the facial and the whole shebang! (Or should that be hebang?)

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#22

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:09pm

Those little silhouettes on the bottom make me laugh every time I look at them.

This is the kind of movie that must be seen in a group. High.

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#23

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 1:06pm

It looks brilliant!

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#24

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:13pm

For some reason all I'm hearing in my head is "Taboobsy! Taboobsy! The dog that's hard to get!"

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~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#25

re: CHIHUANHAS!

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:30pm

Now that's funny.




Can I hold your Tony?

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