CHIHUANHAS!
#1CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 8:52am
Oh man, it doesn't get better than this. I thought that Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus was the be all and end all of cinematic brilliance.
I was wrong.
Behold, CHIHUANHAS!!
Academy members, take note.
The rest of us have been warned.
Synopsis:
A school/pack of vicious, cross-bred Chihuahua and Piranha are unleashed upon a pristine Mtn Lake and quickly consume summer campers before a team of misfits, led by the lake?s ranger, evade and destroy the evil little critters.
Who wants to go with me opening night? I'll buy the popcorn!
#2re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:03amTazzy I am so there...I'll start gasing up the car.
#2re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:04amI'll hitch a ride with boobs!
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#3re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:08am
I'll stack the car up with cookies.
#4re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:19am
And I'll bring the scarf should one of us get cold feet.
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#5re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:22am
Everyone remember to wear closed-toed shoes!
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#6re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:31am
Lol, good one scott!
Boobs, I call the aisle seat.
#7re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:37am
You got it Tazzy...I'll sit in between Stagey and you. If I don't separate the 2 of you he'll talk through the whole movie and we'll miss the plot. I'll bring something to stuff in his mouth in case he attempts to talk over me.
#9re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:42am
Stagey, a cork and the scarf will come in very handy.
#10re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:44amNot to mention the "handy" part.
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:05amOh, how a thread about crossbred chihuahuas and piranhas has digressed.
#12re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:07am
Well, let me get back on topic.
I used to know this guy (more like a distant acquaintance) whose nickname was "piranha" 'cause he used too much teeth.
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#13re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:19amWhen you say "distant," do you mean he never got close to your face?
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#14re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:25am
I hate people who talk during a movie *glares at stagey*.
And this particular movie seems like you'd miss a lot of the intricacies if you don't pay attention.
#15re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:29amI agree Tazzy...I had to watch "Gremlins" so many times before I got the movie. The first couple of times I hated those creatures until I watched it by myself and got those cute, sweet innocent demons. They were just misunderstood. You understand so much more when there are no distractions.
#16re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:39am
Absolutely boobs. You really have to focus to catch the nuance in Gizmo's performance.
That is was overlooked at Oscar time is still one of the great academy blunders.
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#17re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:45amWOW I LOVE IT! I've been looking for something to put in my Koi pond- CHIHUANHAS!
#18re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:45am
Agreed Tazzy.
Do you think this movie will see a new "designer" dog breed? Maybe we should go into breeding? We can call it "Taboozy" You'll have to come up with our slogan.
#19re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:49am
I insist we share credit and call it the Taboobsy.
#20re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:55amYou got it Tazzy. Now you come up with the slogan and we'll have to start thinking of other breeds to create. This could be fun and a big money maker.
#21re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:01amOh, no, scott, I got the facial and the whole shebang! (Or should that be hebang?)
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#22re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:09pm
Those little silhouettes on the bottom make me laugh every time I look at them.
This is the kind of movie that must be seen in a group. High.
#23re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 1:06pmIt looks brilliant!
#24re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:13pmFor some reason all I'm hearing in my head is "Taboobsy! Taboobsy! The dog that's hard to get!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#25re: CHIHUANHAS!
Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:30pm
Now that's funny.
Can I hold your Tony?
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