Oh man, it doesn't get better than this. I thought that Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus was the be all and end all of cinematic brilliance.
I was wrong.
Behold, CHIHUANHAS!!
Academy members, take note.
The rest of us have been warned.
Synopsis:
A school/pack of vicious, cross-bred Chihuahua and Piranha are unleashed upon a pristine Mtn Lake and quickly consume summer campers before a team of misfits, led by the lake?s ranger, evade and destroy the evil little critters.
Who wants to go with me opening night? I'll buy the popcorn!
Tazzy I am so there...I'll start gasing up the car.
I'll hitch a ride with boobs!
I'll stack the car up with cookies.
And I'll bring the scarf should one of us get cold feet.
Everyone remember to wear closed-toed shoes!
Lol, good one scott!
Boobs, I call the aisle seat.
You got it Tazzy...I'll sit in between Stagey and you. If I don't separate the 2 of you he'll talk through the whole movie and we'll miss the plot. I'll bring something to stuff in his mouth in case he attempts to talk over me.
Stagey, a cork and the scarf will come in very handy.
Not to mention the "handy" part.
Oh, how a thread about crossbred chihuahuas and piranhas has digressed.
Well, let me get back on topic.
I used to know this guy (more like a distant acquaintance) whose nickname was "piranha" 'cause he used too much teeth.
When you say "distant," do you mean he never got close to your face?
I hate people who talk during a movie *glares at stagey*.
And this particular movie seems like you'd miss a lot of the intricacies if you don't pay attention.
I agree Tazzy...I had to watch "Gremlins" so many times before I got the movie. The first couple of times I hated those creatures until I watched it by myself and got those cute, sweet innocent demons. They were just misunderstood. You understand so much more when there are no distractions.
Absolutely boobs. You really have to focus to catch the nuance in Gizmo's performance.
That is was overlooked at Oscar time is still one of the great academy blunders.
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WOW I LOVE IT! I've been looking for something to put in my Koi pond- CHIHUANHAS!
Agreed Tazzy.
Do you think this movie will see a new "designer" dog breed? Maybe we should go into breeding? We can call it "Taboozy" You'll have to come up with our slogan.
I insist we share credit and call it the Taboobsy.
You got it Tazzy. Now you come up with the slogan and we'll have to start thinking of other breeds to create. This could be fun and a big money maker.
Oh, no, scott, I got the facial and the whole shebang! (Or should that be hebang?)
Those little silhouettes on the bottom make me laugh every time I look at them.
This is the kind of movie that must be seen in a group. High.
It looks brilliant!
For some reason all I'm hearing in my head is "Taboobsy! Taboobsy! The dog that's hard to get!"
Now that's funny.
Can I hold your Tony?
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