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#1

Calling all witty people...

Oh, you amazingly sarcastic BWW people - SOMEBODY give this picture the caption it deserves:

Calling all witty people...

I bow to your superior abilities...
"Not a day goes by..."
#2

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George you stupid idiot! How dare you nominate Roberts for the Supreme Court.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#3

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Georgie, Kiss me like you kissed that prince.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6

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How dare you say I'm beginning to look like Ann Richards.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7

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in the category of being over both their heads:

"Oh my Oedipus!" "Jocasta, how I've missed you!"
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#8

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You couldn't have even named your own MOTHER to it?
#9

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George, sweetie, your fly is open.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#11

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Don't face those cameras til I give you a Spit Bath!!
I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog
#12

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"Georgie, there's something white on your nose..."
#13

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My poor little W is the press giving you a hard time again?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#14

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Georgie, there's something BROWN on your nose....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#15

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'My God, You are just the DUMBEST thing that was ever put on this planet! I pity you. I can’t believe you made it this far in life. Oh that’s right, I had to remind you how to breathe. I should have had an abortion so that no one would ever have to look at that snarky little face of yours. What a sad waste of human flesh you are.’




That’s just my first impression.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#17

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To follow up LILDOGS, in a very good mimic-of-Shrub-mimicking-Austin-Powers voice:

"That's a MAN, baby!"
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#18

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Bad president! BAD! What did I tell you about starting wars that you can't finish? BAD!
Was that a fat joke?
#19

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The Fish Slapping Dance...Texas Style.
"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne
#20

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Honey, it's not your fault... lots of people struggle with colouring books!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#21

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George, I have to tell you - I voted for Kerry.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#22

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(smack) That's for starting a war with th wrong country, dinglehead!
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#23

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" George, I'm bushed."
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown
#24

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lol, for some reason I interpreted it as him getting slapped so the first thing that came to my mind was, "Bitch!"
#25

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He seems more like a "biatch" man
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

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