Yay for paid phone bills! Not so yay for BWW trying to force me to go to the main board..
*Puts on annoyingly grating gospel voice*
AAAAAAAAAANNNNND I AAAAAAAAAMMMMM TELLLING YOU! I'M NOT GOING!
*stops before someone hits him*
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.