Can The Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 29: Who Wants Wine?- Page 155

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:40am

Perhaps their utters change colors when they are no longer virgins?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:42am

"a young cow over one year old that has not produced a calf."

Well cows are females, right? So I'm still wrong about good old Hugh.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:58am

Morning!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:28am

Calling a barren cow a heifer is just mean.

[D2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:30am

Should we add it to Europe's new list of banned words?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:33am

Morning Tinky.


JG2 I agree...perhaps some just can concieve or are too homely for a bull to find any interest. Now I'm singing that Janice Ian song...

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth...

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say "come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen...

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said: "Pity please the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
The rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly...

So remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debitures of quality and dubious integrity
Their small-town eyes will gape at you
In dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen...

To those of us who knew the pain
Of valentines that never came
And those whose names were never called
When choosing sides for basketball
It was long ago and far away
the world was younger than today
when dreams were all they gave for free
to ugly duckling girls like me...

We all play the game, and when we dare
We cheat ourselves at solitaire
Inventing lovers on the phone
Repenting other lives unknown
That call and say: "Come on, dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me, at seventeen...

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:49am

Wow it's like a point by point recap of my youth....

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:58am

Tinky..I just can't believe that...and no matter what..it's not true. You are a beautiful woman and that's all that matters...oh yea and we all love you *mwha*

[shameless]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:59am

Jeez, you two. Way to bring down the thread!

We need drinks. Lots of drinks!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:17am

Maybe the cows just don't like bulls. Ever think of that?

[D2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:25am

Especially when they're running rampant in a china shop destroying the pattern they picked.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:45am

awww thanks boobs, but things got better after 17...that was just my life up to that point lol.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:54am

Seventeen sucks for just about every girl. The pretty and popular ones just learn to hide their pain.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:04pm

I believe that all negative things in our early years just make us stronger people. What's the saying? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:09pm

And hope that life gave a good friend vodka.

Updated On: 8/26/09 at 12:09 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:14pm

A good vodka from Sweden perhaps?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:16pm

Everything from Sweden is good. Except maybe do-it-yourself furniture instructions.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:20pm

Yea putting together furniture from Sweden sucks....especially when the instructions are written in Swedish. I do LOVE Swedish fish though.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:20pm

Hey kiddles. Melting down day.

Boobs -- http://tinyurl.com/l98jku


"happy talk keep talking happy talk..."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:33pm

Girly...that's very interesting and seems like something that I would enjoy...but who has the time?

...talk about things you like to do...you got to have a dream...

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:47pm

Mr. Social Butterfly

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:52pm

You would get me in trouble in Thailand by calling me a "butterfly" LOL

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 1:32pm

Well should we ever find ourselves in Thailand at the same time, I'll be sure not to!

[shameless]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:03pm

But, helicopter is fine, right?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:40pm

Why didn't anybody mention Standing Ovations 5?