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#3851

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:40am

Perhaps their utters change colors when they are no longer virgins?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3852

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:42am

"a young cow over one year old that has not produced a calf."

Well cows are females, right? So I'm still wrong about good old Hugh.

#3853

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 9:58am

Morning!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3854

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:28am

Calling a barren cow a heifer is just mean.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#3855

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:30am

Should we add it to Europe's new list of banned words?

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3856

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:33am

Morning Tinky.

JG2 I agree...perhaps some just can concieve or are too homely for a bull to find any interest. Now I'm singing that Janice Ian song...

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth...

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say "come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen...

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs
Whose name I never could pronounce
Said: "Pity please the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve"
The rich relationed hometown queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company
And haven for the elderly...

So remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debitures of quality and dubious integrity
Their small-town eyes will gape at you
In dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen...

To those of us who knew the pain
Of valentines that never came
And those whose names were never called
When choosing sides for basketball
It was long ago and far away
the world was younger than today
when dreams were all they gave for free
to ugly duckling girls like me...

We all play the game, and when we dare
We cheat ourselves at solitaire
Inventing lovers on the phone
Repenting other lives unknown
That call and say: "Come on, dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me, at seventeen...

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3857

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:49am

Wow it's like a point by point recap of my youth....

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3858

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:58am

Tinky..I just can't believe that...and no matter what..it's not true. You are a beautiful woman and that's all that matters...oh yea and we all love you *mwha*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3859

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 10:59am

Jeez, you two. Way to bring down the thread!

We need drinks. Lots of drinks!

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#3860

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:17am

Maybe the cows just don't like bulls. Ever think of that?

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#3861

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:25am

Especially when they're running rampant in a china shop destroying the pattern they picked.

#3862

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:45am

awww thanks boobs, but things got better after 17...that was just my life up to that point lol.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3863

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 11:54am

Seventeen sucks for just about every girl. The pretty and popular ones just learn to hide their pain.

#3864

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:04pm

I believe that all negative things in our early years just make us stronger people. What's the saying? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3865

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:09pm

And hope that life gave a good friend vodka.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 8/26/09 at 12:09 PM

#3866

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:14pm

A good vodka from Sweden perhaps?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3867

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:16pm

Everything from Sweden is good. Except maybe do-it-yourself furniture instructions.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#3868

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:20pm

Yea putting together furniture from Sweden sucks....especially when the instructions are written in Swedish. I do LOVE Swedish fish though.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3869

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:20pm

Hey kiddles. Melting down day.

Boobs -- http://tinyurl.com/l98jku

"happy talk keep talking happy talk..."

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#3870

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:33pm

Girly...that's very interesting and seems like something that I would enjoy...but who has the time?

...talk about things you like to do...you got to have a dream...

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3871

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:47pm

Mr. Social Butterfly

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#3872

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 12:52pm

You would get me in trouble in Thailand by calling me a "butterfly" LOL

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3873

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 1:32pm

Well should we ever find ourselves in Thailand at the same time, I'll be sure not to!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#3874

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:03pm

But, helicopter is fine, right?

#3875

Wishful Wednesday

Posted: 8/26/09 at 2:40pm

Why didn't anybody mention Standing Ovations 5?

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