Then why the hell did you go to a steakhouse, and support them with your money?
I'm not buying it, Harris. I think you're like Dr. Doolittle, a reluctant vegetarian. YOU. LIKE. BEEF!
"TURNIP PIE AND PEANUTS -
THAT'S THE SORT OF FILTH I EAT!
ANY SORT OF RUBBISH
THAT IS WHOLESOME AND DISCREET!
WHY DON'T I ADMIT THAT MY HYPOCRISY'S COMPLETE?
IF I SHOULD LIVE TO BE A CENTENARIAN -
BECOME OUR MOST ADORED HUMANITARIAN -
I'LL NEVER MAKE A DECENT VEGETARIAN! -
I'M A CHEAT!
I LOVE MEAT
I'M A CHEAT
YES, I AM!
I LOVE RED-BLOODED JUICY CHUNKS OF MEAT!-
LEGS OF LAMB!
SIDES OF BEEF 'N' CHOPS 'N' STEAK 'N' VEAL!
AND PORK, OF COURSE! - MY FAVOURITE MEAL!
AND THEN I HEAR POOR GUB-GUB SQUEAL!
OH ME! OH MY! -
A RELUCTANT BUT SINCERE VEGETARIAN
AM I!"
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 9/18/09 at 11:12 AM