LMAO! Tinkerbell, I think everyone ran screaming for the hills.
We should probably explain that you and I being lovers was all in one of my guy friend's overactive imagination. Ya know, just to clarify.
And, I still think the "I love fat chicks!" plate was the best.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson