Can The Adults Please Smoke Part 22 - Doubling Down the Dewars — Page 28

#676

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:12pm

The actor who dumped me called me one night (after the breakup but before I met J2) worried because he thought he was having a heart attack. I told him that was impossible because he'd have to have a heart in the first place. Then I hung up on him.

Too harsh?

(It turned out to be gas, anyway.)

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#677

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:15pm

Good one!

I once thought I had appendicitis, but the dr. didn't think so and almost sent me home. But I'm a whiny ass, so they did a CAT scan and lo and behold, I had appendicitis.

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#678

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:26pm

When I was in high school a good friend was sitting there in class and she suddenly had a sharp, stabbing pain - in her shoulder. She couldn't hardly stand it and they ended up taking her to the hospital and it was appendicitis too! I have no idea why it hurt her there. It's really dangerous to assume that it's nothing.

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#679

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:32pm

Sometimes it pays to be a whiny ass. That's my philosophy anyway.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#680

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:34pm

must not comment



*the cows bring a basket over classic movies, tea, and uno to mamies and curl up on the sofa*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#681

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:36pm

Harris, it won't get much easier than that.






Or that.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#682

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:38pm

Hi guys!

Sorry for the panic. It was, well, yeah. Gas. But when someone who's had the operation gets really severe intestinal pain, ya panic.

Oh, I left ER midway. My doc called. As long as I'm farting, eating (me, NOT eat? Please, I'm Jewish), and drinking (but not tequila, but he didn't specify...) I'm just fine.

I made an appointment for Wednesday anyway to get things checked out. Basically I get felt up. It should be fun!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#683

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:39pm

And you have a date tonight?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#684

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:41pm

I canceled that. I'd rather be home in my jammies watching OnDemand or something. DAMN for finishing my netflix already.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#685

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:42pm

*hugs shira*

glad your ok



*the cows enter with connect 4*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#686

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:44pm

Thanks Harris!

Oooh, connect 4!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#687

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:44pm

I think that was a wise decision, Shira dear. Don't want to be tooting your horn too much on the first date, now do you?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#688

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:49pm

Well, not that horn. The upper horns might get some tooting, depending on how the dates go in the future.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#689

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:49pm

i still have that lollipop...

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#690

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:50pm

Oh jeez! Me and my big mouth, but I'm glad you're okay, Shira.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#691

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:51pm

Thanks Shames.

Oooh, Papa, you know where I live? You sending a male nurse?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#692

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:52pm

I think he's sending Dr. Papa. House call. You know.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#693

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:56pm

Awesome.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#694

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:57pm

Well, let's hope yours is anatomically correct and breathing.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#695

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:58pm

And straight.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#696

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:58pm

I think I'm truly expecting too much there, shames!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#697

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 2:59pm

*minds spins*

Farting, tooting, male nurses, Papa's bedside manner...

I am getting weak!

#698

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 3:01pm

Mamie welcomes cows with open arms and bales of hay. (With no PC at home, Uno and classic movies - with cows* - will have to do!)


(* do you have 'The Rare Breed'?)

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Updated On: 5/16/08 at 03:01 PM

#699

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 3:01pm

Normal day in the adult thread, eh?

Hi YWIW!

D2 - Please. Straight male nurses? Did we NOT all see "Will and Grace" when Jack became a nurse?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#700

can the adults please keep groping shira's box?

Posted: 5/16/08 at 3:05pm

Exactly.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)