I love toffee. And gyros.
The convo's in this thread are cracking me up.
Where's Deet today?
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Having lunch with Garth Brooks at Piggly Wiggly. There's dancing afterwards.
LOL! At least no one can accuse us of not having varied interests.
hahahahhaa
shameys - i will break that cool exterior of yours one day...
Off to get lunch: where can I find a tuna gyro sprinkled with toffee.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
It's so much easier if you just dance with poles. All it takes is a lot of alcohol and absolutely no inhibitions whatsoever.
Cool? Me? Define cool.
I'm sure the cows can whip that right up for you, DD.
What DG really does in his patio:
Hey... uh... Shamey... You uh.. wanna have dinner with me? Maybe a movie? Maybe hit a porn shop on the way home?
I do believe DG had both feet on the ground at all times.....but I was distracted by someone telling me they were going to handcuff me to things so I may have missed it.
But will you do a lawn chair handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
All I know is that both my hands were bruised the next morning.
I danced with a Pole once -- a foreign exchange student named Pavlo. Homecoming dance, sophomore year. Good times!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
For the benefit of all the kids reading along here, the moral of this tale is: don't drink and pole dance.
Wait - there's a pole taller than DG?
But when DG's in his backyard, he's nekkid!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
DG, I'm sure the pole had bruises the next morning too and possibly hickeys.
Amber, sure! Where ya taking me?
Tink, who wanted to handcuff you?
Straight security guard at the gay bar.
(so difficult to say that with a straight face)
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
"Straight security guard at the gay bar."
I've decided THAT'S what caused my bruised hands . . .
OH YEAH! He paid no attention to me so I'd completely forgotten about him. :-P
*the cows bring dd tuna gyro sprinkled with toffee.
and jg2 did u see grays last week?, i heard something about a sara liplock
Those cows are so resourceful ...
i wanna go to the porn shop with amber & shames.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
We advised them to step over your prone, naked body when entering the store.
Calm down, Papi, I'm beginning to think it wasn't a sincere offer.
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