Can The Adults Please Smoke Part 22 - Doubling Down the Dewars — Page 51

#1251

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 2:45pm

I love toffee. And gyros.

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#1252

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 2:47pm

The convo's in this thread are cracking me up.

Where's Deet today?

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#1253

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 2:51pm

Having lunch with Garth Brooks at Piggly Wiggly. There's dancing afterwards.

#1254

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:01pm

LOL! At least no one can accuse us of not having varied interests.

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#1255

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:02pm

hahahahhaa

shameys - i will break that cool exterior of yours one day...

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#1256

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:02pm

Off to get lunch: where can I find a tuna gyro sprinkled with toffee.

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#1257

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:03pm

It's so much easier if you just dance with poles. All it takes is a lot of alcohol and absolutely no inhibitions whatsoever.

#1258

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:04pm

Cool? Me? Define cool.


I'm sure the cows can whip that right up for you, DD.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1259

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:05pm

What DG really does in his patio:

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#1260

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:05pm

Hey... uh... Shamey... You uh.. wanna have dinner with me? Maybe a movie? Maybe hit a porn shop on the way home?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1261

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:08pm

I do believe DG had both feet on the ground at all times.....but I was distracted by someone telling me they were going to handcuff me to things so I may have missed it.

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#1262

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:09pm

But will you do a lawn chair handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 5/21/08 at 03:09 PM

#1263

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:10pm

All I know is that both my hands were bruised the next morning.

#1264

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:12pm

I danced with a Pole once -- a foreign exchange student named Pavlo. Homecoming dance, sophomore year. Good times!

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#1265

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:12pm

For the benefit of all the kids reading along here, the moral of this tale is: don't drink and pole dance.


Wait - there's a pole taller than DG?

#1266

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:15pm

But when DG's in his backyard, he's nekkid!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1267

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:21pm

DG, I'm sure the pole had bruises the next morning too and possibly hickeys.

Amber, sure! Where ya taking me?

Tink, who wanted to handcuff you?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1268

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:30pm

Straight security guard at the gay bar.

(so difficult to say that with a straight face)

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#1269

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:34pm

"Straight security guard at the gay bar."

I've decided THAT'S what caused my bruised hands . . .

#1270

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:40pm

OH YEAH! He paid no attention to me so I'd completely forgotten about him. :-P

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1271

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:47pm

*the cows bring dd tuna gyro sprinkled with toffee.



and jg2 did u see grays last week?, i heard something about a sara liplock

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#1272

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:49pm

Those cows are so resourceful ...

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#1273

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:53pm

i wanna go to the porn shop with amber & shames.

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#1274

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:58pm

We advised them to step over your prone, naked body when entering the store.

#1275

can the adults please get back to drinking, eating and pretending to smoke?

Posted: 5/21/08 at 3:58pm

Calm down, Papi, I'm beginning to think it wasn't a sincere offer.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson