Can The Adults Please Smoke Part 22 - Doubling Down the Dewars — Page 71

#1751

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:26pm

dd, i'm not trying to skin ya.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1752

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:27pm

That's what they all say ...

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1753

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:30pm

man. wtf happened? i'm sitting here arguing with deet and dd about taking their tops off and the women just ran for the hills. i need a drink.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1754

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:36pm

"i need a drink."

That's part of our plan, papa.

Just relax.

You won't remember a thing . . .

#1755

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:37pm

And I'm not arguing with you Papa. There's nothing to argue about.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1756

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:42pm

I don't think it would be good office politics for me to take off my shirt right now. Don't need any more rumors than already circulating about me....

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1757

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:45pm

And she wonders why I worry about her.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1758

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:47pm

More? I know I should have opened that bottle of tequila. Dang!

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1759

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:49pm

dg, that's part of the problem. i am a highly functioning blackout drunk.

deet, fine. i'll just accidentally spill this pitcher of water on you and your perkies are suddenly a wet t-shirt contest winner.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1760

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:51pm

"i am a highly functioning blackout drunk."

I doubt I really need to go into how I interpret that statement.

#1761

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:56pm

it leads to uncomfortable conversations like:

lawyer: what time did you leave the bar?

me: i dunno.

lawyer: what time did the city cop show up?

me: i dunno.

lawyer: what time did the state police arrive?

me: i dunno

lawyer: where were you going when you got stuck in the median strip?

me: i dunno.

lawyer: how did you get a half pint of wild turkey into the back of the cruiser?

me: i dunno.

lawyer: just how effin' drunk were you????

me: pretty effin' drunk.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1762

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:58pm

no need to worry shameys...I got it all under control cause I know it ain't true, people just have over active imaginations.

or I plant the seed of it all and they just haven't realized it.... bwhahahahha..

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1763

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:59pm

tink, whose seed got planted where?

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1764

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:01pm

Papa: promises, promises.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1765

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:41pm

Hello? Anybody home?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1766

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:44pm

I'd been wondering the same thing ...

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1767

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:45pm

hell, i figured i kilt it.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#1768

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:47pm

Nah, it must've passed out. It happens.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1769

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:48pm

Too much of a good thing ...

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1770

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 4:49pm

That.


And Tink can be scary.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1771

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 5:04pm

Jeez. They're making me work this afternoon. How dare they!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1772

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 5:49pm

Awful people!

I'm getting ready to leave.

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Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1773

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 5:55pm

Me too. See ya later!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1774

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 6:11pm

tink can be scary???????


And you wonder why i don't come around these parts that often anymore.....well that pesky work thing is the main reason, but for this moment we will ignore that!!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1775

can the adults please get back to drinking in the mornings?

Posted: 5/27/08 at 7:15pm

Had plans to go to the Annie Leibovitz screening and discussion at BAM tomorrow with someone I had plans with for weeks and she just called at told me that she screwed up her dates and that she has a class tomorrow. (And asked for my forgiveness).

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'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'