dd, i'm not trying to skin ya.
That's what they all say ...
man. wtf happened? i'm sitting here arguing with deet and dd about taking their tops off and the women just ran for the hills. i need a drink.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
"i need a drink."
That's part of our plan, papa.
Just relax.
You won't remember a thing . . .
And I'm not arguing with you Papa. There's nothing to argue about.
I don't think it would be good office politics for me to take off my shirt right now. Don't need any more rumors than already circulating about me....
And she wonders why I worry about her.
More? I know I should have opened that bottle of tequila. Dang!
dg, that's part of the problem. i am a highly functioning blackout drunk.
deet, fine. i'll just accidentally spill this pitcher of water on you and your perkies are suddenly a wet t-shirt contest winner.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
"i am a highly functioning blackout drunk."
I doubt I really need to go into how I interpret that statement.
it leads to uncomfortable conversations like:
lawyer: what time did you leave the bar?
me: i dunno.
lawyer: what time did the city cop show up?
me: i dunno.
lawyer: what time did the state police arrive?
me: i dunno
lawyer: where were you going when you got stuck in the median strip?
me: i dunno.
lawyer: how did you get a half pint of wild turkey into the back of the cruiser?
me: i dunno.
lawyer: just how effin' drunk were you????
me: pretty effin' drunk.
no need to worry shameys...I got it all under control cause I know it ain't true, people just have over active imaginations.
or I plant the seed of it all and they just haven't realized it.... bwhahahahha..
tink, whose seed got planted where?
Papa: promises, promises.
Hello? Anybody home?
I'd been wondering the same thing ...
hell, i figured i kilt it.
Nah, it must've passed out. It happens.
Too much of a good thing ...
That.
And Tink can be scary.
Jeez. They're making me work this afternoon. How dare they!
Awful people!
I'm getting ready to leave.
Me too. See ya later!
tink can be scary???????
And you wonder why i don't come around these parts that often anymore.....well that pesky work thing is the main reason, but for this moment we will ignore that!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
Had plans to go to the Annie Leibovitz screening and discussion at BAM tomorrow with someone I had plans with for weeks and she just called at told me that she screwed up her dates and that she has a class tomorrow. (And asked for my forgiveness).
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