I actually have a t-shirt that says "I'm Grumpy Because You're Dopey". I should give it to you some time.
Go to w3schools.com and teach yourself. They have a very good crash course in HTML.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller