G'morning.
Grading today. Hehehehehehehehehehe.
My Social Tourettes Moment of the Day (and it's barely 8:00 am):
We have a neighbor in our building, let's call her Blucher. (cue the horses). She's probably in her early 40s, two kids, husband, career -- totally driven, humorless bitch. She's pushed people out of her way while on her morning run in the park (us included), she always tries to close the elevator doors when other people are trying to get on (us included), she's walked up a block to grab a taxi when other building residents are waiting in front (that's where I draw the line and just walk up ahead of her...) The type I would have thrown out of my office if we'd ever had the misfortune to work together. Nevertheless I always smile and say good morning, because Max likes the kids and vice-versa (and that bothers her.

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This morning she's crossing the street with her husband and the two kids tucked securely between them. Max sees them and starts wagging his tail, the kids respond. I do my usual smile and "good morning," Blucher tightens her grip on her kid, stares straight ahead with that stone-faced grimace and just keeps walking. Maybe it's from the stress of yesterday, maybe I'm just tired of her non-responsive humorlessness, maybe I really am a bitch too (shut up), but I couldn't help myself and I said "Jesus F*cking Christ, it won't break your face-lift to smile once in a while."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 12/14/12 at 08:08 AM