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Who wants to spend a day with me at a showroom?"
I do!! I do!!
So, even though there are a lot of "artsy" people living in my building I should know better than to assume that
everyone here will get a Sondheim reference.
One of the women was telling me about her overweight cat who steals her other cat's food, and every time she tries to catch him he's too fast for her. I quipped "And I'm tellin' you them **** cats is quick" and she just continued with "Yes, they really are! BTW, I thought you had a better grasp of English than that. You're a writer, aren't you?"
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)