*Hugs everyone in big group hug*
So, I came across a "You know you're from Alabama when list" Almost all of which apply to me. Here are my favorites.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.
You say "sir" and "ma'am" if there's even a chance someone is even thiry seconds older than you.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.