Can The Adults Please Smoke? Saucy Sixteen- Page 89

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:29pm

Well, if you weren't such a NYC Bitch who had to rush home, you could

My favorite part with the duckie is when he gets caught with his butt facing the skimmer. It's like he likes it - which, of course, means he's right at home.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:36pm

*Hugs everyone in big group hug*

So, I came across a "You know you're from Alabama when list" Almost all of which apply to me. Here are my favorites.


Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

You know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.

You say "sir" and "ma'am" if there's even a chance someone is even thiry seconds older than you.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:37pm

Ouch. Maybe I could have been invited then, instead of having to invite myself!

Soapy - I actually use "sir" and "ma'am" as well. Not AS regularly, but often.

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:41pm

Shira - you know you WOULD have been invited if we both hadn't had to deal with medical crap this summer! Don't even.

Soapy, those are funny - and I do know what chitlins and mountain oysters are - and they're good

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:44pm

*haughty sniff* I know.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:44pm

Hey, people.

If Shira is still after my body parts, I'll stay over here.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:45pm

I'm being nice today.

DG - shouldn't you be leaving soon? I adore your presence, but more so in person.

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:46pm

Hep - we'll protect you.

Shira - I know we live far, but we don't live in Arizona! We'll be leaving at 6:30.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:47pm

So will I. Interesting.

I'm going to stop at the bank on the way. Are we having drinks after or no? Just so I can prepare.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:48pm

Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

**whistles and looks around innocently** I have no clue how anyone could possible do that!

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:49pm

I don't think so, hon. We've got a busy day tomorrow Plus, I want to make sure we take time afterward with the star.

And Tink - no matter HOW much you try, we don't buy the 'innocent' look from you under ANY circumstances

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:50pm

*gasp* moi? I just don't know what to say!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:51pm

That's very true. We have some hugs to give, yes?

Tink - Doesn't work, don't believe it. Now I give excellent innocent eyes, because I'm never naughty.

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:52pm

***CAUGH - CHOKE - GASP***

I'm sorry, excuse me everyone.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:52pm

Scotch? I told you not to gulp.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:53pm

LOL!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:54pm

Single malt will get you every time.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:54pm

I wouldn't know, don't touch the stuff.























Often.

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:54pm

Please - like I'd choke on Scotch!

Well, I guess it would depend on what he looked like - or how b . . . nevermind.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:55pm

now where is DD, Boobs, or SOMMS to give DG mouth to mouth resuscitation?

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:55pm

No no, that's Scott. Not scotch.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:58pm

DG can collapse due to bad spelling?

[DG]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 8:58pm

Oh, Hep, if that was true I'd have expired LONG ago!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 9:03pm

I wouldn't have made it past age 5.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/6/07 at 9:09pm

I better stick to Little Golden Books.