OMG I remember the Little Golden Books
Who could resist?
I loved those!
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Guess What Daddy Puts in His Friend Robert's Heinie
4. Kathy Was Such a Naughty Child Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. All Cats Go To Hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
8. Open the Upstairs Window and See that Some Puppies Can Fly
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy and Give You the Best Fun
12. You Were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster, and Other Microwave Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is The Devil and He's After You
16. Your Nightmares Are Real and They Can Kill You
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
18. It's Fun When Grownups Touch You in a Special, Secret Way
19. Let's see if Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet can be Friends
Shi Shi - what in the hell library were you going too???
That list may explain a few things.
Oh, the title of those didn't post!!!
Little Golden Books That Never Made It
The title didn't post. Sure.
mmmhmmm, likely excuse!
*rolls eyes*
Your Nightmares Are Real and They Can Kill You.
Every kid knows that one.
I've never had nightmares, thank goodness!
Morning peeps !!! Coffee is brewing. SOMMS should be by soon with breakfast..I hope it's HOT.
Now where is Shira & DG..I want feed back from last nights performance. Hopefully they'll post it on the Lusia thread. can't wait for Friday !!!
Piping hot FRENCH toast, anyone.
Updated On: 8/7/07 at 07:19 AM
I'd prefer a Hot stud muffin.
*fixed spelling before Moony got in*
Mornin', All!
I got to #3 on that list before I realized it was a joke, but I'm blaming it on a lack of coffee.
*hugs BB*
Morning LS *hugs back*
Good morning Shamey! I got all the way to number 9 and shed a little tear thinking about my Mom saying that everyday.
Hey SOMMS! Poor guy!
My brother used to tell me that all the time, as he was using me as a wrestling dummie. And, #7 also brings back bad memories.
Then there's number 17 and the permanent trauma suffered with finding the sled that I asked Santa to bring me in the crawlspace and realizing that he wasn't real. I was eight, and of course told my seven year old sister there was no Santa. She still holds it against me. That, and that eggs are baby chicks who didn't make it. She still cries at a sunnyside up.
dammit, somms, at least put a spoiler warning!!
SOMMS !!! Don't you know there are kids around here that read this thread? JEEZ !!!
i know! i can't believe it! wtf! who knew that eggs are baby chicks that didn't make it?
Enters thread crying. All my childhood beliefs have been crushed.
Morning all. Happy Tuesday.
So I shouldn't tell the story about when I told my little brother that the Easter Bunny was really a serial killer in a rabbit suit and that he put poison in jelly beans and that he should give me all of his so that he wouldn't die.
#18 makes me queasy.
Hey Kansas, where you been?
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