You go like this.
1. Close your eyes and snooze for a few minutes.
2. Open your eyes and take a large swig of dark roast coffee.
3. Type something inane that requires next-to-no thought.
4. Press "enter."
5. Repeat Steps 1 - 4.
That's one way to get through your day.
Oh, I've been doing that for months now, minus the closing my eyes part.
Ditto.
SHAMEY
lets go to target, i need more christmas lights
teach ME how to snooze with my eyes open!!! That will really come in handy at meetings!!!
Hmmm, I've never thought about how I do it. I guess, I just stare at one spot until my eyes glaze over.
I can't go into Target, Harris, I always walk out with CDs, DVDs and a bunch of other stuff that I don't even need.
*runs in, throws confetti for no reason, runs out*
Did anyone else just see a Polly Pocket in ballet shoes?
All I know is that now I have to get out the damned Hoover and clean up after the bitch.
Let the cows do it, SOMMS.
bah
they are busy settin up the christmas lights
perhaps they'll chew on a bulb and give us all Christmas Burgers.
Harris -
I just had to tell you this. I saw that article about the poor cow who fell off the cliff. Right next to it was another article about a herd of cows in Mexico who are being credited with saving most of the villagers in a small town there. The article said that the village was wiped out by a massive mud slide. Just before the slide, the cows started panicking and they ran to higher ground. Almost the whole village went after them and then the side of the mountain came down and wiped out the village. While the village is gone, only 14 of the 600 villagers died. The cows early warning is credited for saving them!
And on another tack.....
I had physical therapy this morning at 7am. First was a half hour neck and back massage, then 45 minutes of exercises, then another half hour of electro/heat massage. I'm so relaxed right now that when I blink I start to fall asleep. Now I have to do this 3 times a week. Sitting here and staying awake is going to be a MAJOR challenge!
yay
and somms, dont be mean
I was just placing my lunch order. I'll Supersize that, please.
Good day adults! Semi-busy day ahead... the flying cow was all over the news last night. Thankfully I had salmon for dinner.
Hey DD!
I missed all of the cow news. It's a good thing I have BWW to keep me up to date with such important developments.
Found a nice lunch spot!
The biggest problem with flying cows are those flying cow pies. You can duck, but you can't hide.
(I'm just cracking myself up today)
If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise...
What about the chickens...
DD, I did that when I was 5 and went to visit my dad's aunt and uncle out in CA. We got back from the airport, I got out of the car and went up and hugged one.
I'm so cold. I don't know what I'm going to do when winter actually gets here!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Girly, you can come down here with our perfect Spring day. We have balloons in the air and everything.
Ah girly... now you know what the cactus thought afterwards.
It's that cold already? Dang! Time to get out down comforters and jackets. I was in shock when I had to wear my down jacket the other day ... I usually only wear it when we go up to the mountains.
GH, that sounds blissful. Pretty colored balloons. Do you ever see any odd shaped ones or any product ones?
DD, I think I heard them say we could see a flurry or two on Friday! BRRRR!!! BTW, back then the cactus didn't think that way. It was a nicer, gentler time.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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