I'm with SOMMS - water bottle would be amusing for kitty who already enjoys water. It did work with Buddy when I had him though.
When the AC is on I keep the bathroom door closed, so when I do open it Serenity bolts like lightening in there (her favorite spot to relax is the bathroom sink) and well the one day I guess I forgot to lower the toilet seat cover before leaving the time before and well, kitty fell right in when she jumped up onto the seat. heh. I laughed. a lot.
She is relatively good during normal waking hours (when not trying to chill, bake or fry herself), just runs a lot of laps. The destruction of things is just when I'm sleeping or trying to sleep, so my coordination and balance is not at its peak when this happens, so I'd probably end up constantly squirting myself in the face in error.
If I feel this way about a kitten, what in the hell were my parents thinking having kids???? jeesh!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!