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Can the Adults Please Smoke? Chapter 34: Good Times Galore!
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#350... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 7:54am
Yup, sure is! Although the temperature gauge in my car read "25" this morning, so it's bright but still cold. I'll gladly take the bright, though.
Good morning!
#351... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 7:59amluckily, they finally fixed my heat yesterday!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#352... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:02amGood morning peeps! Sunny, but cold. I'm with Moony and will take the sun over grey, gloomy skies.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#354... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:10am
Mornin'
Drive? What is this "drive" y'all speak of?
Writing furiously on a 10-minute one act for submission. Deadline is next Friday. Draft 2. Aaarghhhh!
And I wasted 3 hours yesterday - I was offered a comp to the matinee of CACTUS FLOWER. I should have known better. Oy. Why anyone would want to revive that dated dreck is beyond me. I even tried to leave at intermission, but I was seated down front, and I couldn't get through the line of alteh kakas in the aisle so I ended up staying for the whole thing. The little old lady sitting next to me was fun, though. I think she hated it more than I did ('scuse me, Girly, disliked it more intensely), and we had a few moment whispering caustic comments back and forth.
Okay, back to this still untitled work. 'later, peeps!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#355... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:15am
Deet, you mentioned it's a 10-minute one act? Why not call it "The Life & Times of Girly" 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#356... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:16am
How about "The Wedding of Girly and Boobs?"
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 08:16 AM
#357... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:40am
OY.
No mishaps on the drive in this morning. That's a good thing.
No one in my immediate area is in yet. My cellmate is supposed to be leaving at 12 today (1/2 day) for a 4 hour dentist appt. (better her than me), and so far hasn't shown her face. She must not know how to count. Maybe she decided to take the whole day. One can only hope!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#358... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:44am
I have to admit, I didn't care for Cactus Flower the first time around. I wouldn't want to see a re-warmed leftover version.
I like your suggestion for the 10 minute one, though. Who shall we cast as Girly?
#359... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:46amKathy Bates...think of her performance in "Misery" bwhahahahaha
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#360... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:48am
Who has the pipes for the La la la song?
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 08:48 AM
#361... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:48am
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#362... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:50amGirly, a 9x13, just out of the oven pizza dip down his pants. Just sayin'
#363... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 8:55am
This place is too distracting, but nonetheless:
"The Wedding of Girly and Boobs" intrigues me, and I may actually write a ten-minute comedy piece.
The author's wish list cast: Kathy Kinney and Joe Piscopo.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 08:55 AM
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#364... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:00amMy first thought was Kathy Bates in a blonde wig.
#365... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:13amTake away the blue eyeshadow. Kinney is also funnier, and younger than Bates (although Bates is funny.)
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 09:13 AM
#366... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:20am
Joe Piscopo!!?? What about Tony Shalhoub?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#367... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:38am
Oh the hell with it.
Let's just cast James Franco and Anne Hathaway and be done with it.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#368... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:42am
Or Christopher Sieber and Harvey Fierstein.
And I'm not saying who'll be playing who.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#369... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:43am
And it goes without saying that Jeffrey Tambor will be playing ME!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 09:43 AM
#370... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:44amMaybe Deet should stick to writing and leave the casting to others.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#371... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:44amI know Christopher will play me. One time they were doing on BWW which actor would play your BWW persona on B'way. They chose Christopher Sieber for me....I still don't know why.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#372... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:56am
Maybe, Boobs. Maybe not. 
ETA: I'm diplomatically ignoring Girly's remark, since I feel it would be churlish to point out to her that one of my strengths as a director is my ability to make casting choices that surprise people by how incredibly apt the choice is, no matter how unlikely it seems at the time I make the choice. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 3/3/11 at 09:56 AM
#373... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 9:56am
Mornin'!
How about Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal?
Although, I'm not sure Meg Ryan's face has any movement left.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#374... and now it's Thursday
Posted: 3/3/11 at 10:05am
...Billy Crystal now has a double chin...thanks LS
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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