Can the Adults Please Smoke - Nefarious Nineteen- Page 76

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:53pm

First of all, DGG - I'm not afraid of that rooster. I have a gun. I know how to use it. I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far.

Shira, the manicure excuse doesn't work. Trust me, I know. Yes, honey, you have to work. I told you, I'm the FG who says no. Lovingly, but firmly. It's for your own good, and deep down you know that I'm right and that I have your best interests at heart.

[shira467]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:54pm

*sniff*

I'm off to therapy now.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:55pm

For some reason I read that as "I'm a girl, and I have your best interests at heart."



*goes off in search of eye drops*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:56pm

Deet, I see you getting fired by Shira in a few weeks.

A gun? Thank God no one stumbled across that Saturday night!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:59pm

Heh. Early dismissal e-mail just came out. Outta here, folks. Ciao!

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:59pm

Girly, shhh, I don't really have a gun. But I had to say something, and if there's an opportunity to quote Scarlett O'Hara, I take it.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:01pm

*puts Rooster on Deet's front mat*

[MotorTink]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:02pm

Not here. We are still plugging away here. It's really just icing doesn't look bad, but then again, that is usually when it is it's worse.

[shameless]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:03pm

I'm very glad that D2 wasn't armed last weekend. We may have had to have our next gathering at Rikers, minus one guest.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:04pm

I'm not really sure what it's doing here. Sort of rainy icing, I suppose. It sounds crusty. I hear the roads are terrible, though. I'm staying right here.

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:04pm

*Kicks the crap out of that awful rooster, grabs the butcher knife and ends that miserable s.o.b.s life once and for all.*

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:05pm

Wow.






That was violent.

[shameless]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:06pm

So, does rooster taste just like chicken?

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:06pm

Chicken Pot Pie for dinner, Chicken Hash for breakfast and Chicken Sandwiches for lunch.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:07pm

He's tiny! Or...he was until you mutilated him.

[shira467]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:07pm

I like chicken soup.

[shameless]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:08pm

In that case, chicken fingers.

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:08pm

Oh, and Chicken Soup for Shira. With or without the matzoh balls, dear?

[shira467]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:09pm

With. Thank you.

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:10pm

One matzoh ball.

[shira467]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:10pm

I prefer two balls.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:11pm

Who doesn't?

[shameless]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:11pm

I have a weird confession. I've never tasted a matzoh ball.

[D2]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:12pm

Yes, I know Shira, but you're on a diet. ONE matzoh ball.

[shira467]

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:12pm

Shamey! You'll just have to come up and visit again.