First of all, DGG - I'm not afraid of that rooster. I have a gun. I know how to use it. I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far.
Shira, the manicure excuse doesn't work. Trust me, I know. Yes, honey, you have to work. I told you, I'm the FG who says no. Lovingly, but firmly. It's for your own good, and deep down you know that I'm right and that I have your best interests at heart.
*sniff*
I'm off to therapy now.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
For some reason I read that as "I'm a girl, and I have your best interests at heart."
*goes off in search of eye drops*
Deet, I see you getting fired by Shira in a few weeks.
A gun? Thank God no one stumbled across that Saturday night!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Heh. Early dismissal e-mail just came out. Outta here, folks. Ciao!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Girly, shhh, I don't really have a gun. But I had to say something, and if there's an opportunity to quote Scarlett O'Hara, I take it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*puts Rooster on Deet's front mat*
Not here. We are still plugging away here. It's really just icing doesn't look bad, but then again, that is usually when it is it's worse.
I'm very glad that D2 wasn't armed last weekend. We may have had to have our next gathering at Rikers, minus one guest.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'm not really sure what it's doing here. Sort of rainy icing, I suppose. It sounds crusty. I hear the roads are terrible, though. I'm staying right here.
*Kicks the crap out of that awful rooster, grabs the butcher knife and ends that miserable s.o.b.s life once and for all.*
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Wow.
That was violent.
So, does rooster taste just like chicken?
Chicken Pot Pie for dinner, Chicken Hash for breakfast and Chicken Sandwiches for lunch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
He's tiny! Or...he was until you mutilated him.
I like chicken soup.
In that case, chicken fingers.
Oh, and Chicken Soup for Shira. With or without the matzoh balls, dear?
With. Thank you.
One matzoh ball.
I prefer two balls.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I have a weird confession. I've never tasted a matzoh ball.
Yes, I know Shira, but you're on a diet. ONE matzoh ball.
Shamey! You'll just have to come up and visit again.
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