Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 12

#276

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:51am

I'm in the mood for

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#277

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:53am

Oh...

So am I. But I must be good. Even my shrink noticed I'm losing weight. And she's the first one to look at me and say "you're getting fatter!" Like clockwork. So it must be true. (the bitch.)

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#278

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:56am

Yeah, I didn't get one, but I WANT it.

Good for you, Deet!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#279

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:57am

I'm just cutting down the portion sizes and changing a few small bad habits.

Next week I'll go back to the gym. Or the week after.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#280

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:59am

I need to start working out again too. I've been in a bit of a funk lately. I'm not eating that bad, but I need exercise for sure.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#281

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:02am

Just a quick fly-by hello to let you know that I'm alive, sorta well and absolutely missing you.

Today the Class of 2012 arrived for orientation and a third of the building is STILL under construction. The place is a mess and 3 departments can't access their offices, files or computers. We are meeting with the new President this morning to plead our case for delaying the opening of school this year. There is NO WAY that we will have classrooms and offices ready by next Monday. In all my years in education, this is the most f-ed up start to the school year I have ever seen.

Sooo...hello!

#282

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:04am

My gym burned down! (I swear I didn't do it.). Sure, they gave us three other gyms we can use but I want my gym, dammit.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#283

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:06am

LOL! It's a sign, Amber.


Hey Moony! Umm, that sucks.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#284

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:13am

Hmmmm....Amber's story DOES give me an idea of how to solve our building problem, though.....

#285

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:17am

Not a good idea, Moony. They'd just make you hold school in an abandoned warehouse or something. And probably arrest you.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#286

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:24am

That looks really good, whiskers on kittens. Not that I could eat it.

I did finally buy pringles last night....but wasn't feeling good so couldn't eat them. Down 14 lbs, ugh.

Oh, morning!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#287

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:54am

Moonie - sounds like a disaster! And, I was pissed because our book order was lost!

MT - you need to take care of your health during your difficult time!

#288

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:57am

Seriously, Sunshine, don't make me get on a plane and come and force feed you Pringles. You know I'll do it!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 8/20/08 at 09:57 AM

#289

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 9:59am

Kinky

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#290

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:01am

Whatever floats your boat, Sweetheart!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#291

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:22am

Take pictures. And video.

(It could be a Christmas present for Papa)

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#292

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:27am

Haha, sorry, no can do. Tink and I have banned all video from now on.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#293

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:27am

Pringles in lieu of jello, works for me!

#294

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Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:29am

I don't know. Pringles tend to break and that can lead to sharp edges.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#295

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:34am

not if you add dip.

#296

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:43am

Oooh, you're always thinking, Somms!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#297

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:44am

Food? There's talk of food?

#298

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:51am

We had to pick up your slack, Moony.

I hope for your sake that the school's kitchen is in working order.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#299

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:53am

There's always the Michael Phelps breakfast - the three egg omlette, the fried egg sandwiches, choc-chip pancakes, energy drinks and two cups of black coffee. We'll just stand back and watch.

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#300

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 10:56am

I just had my morning yogurt. What Michael eats would make me sick.

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