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#326

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:37am

Deetie Sweetie, I got the tix. There will be much squeezing and telling at that show. (At least in our dreams.)

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#327

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:39am

Hep - It's tentatively titled "Confessions of a Fairy Godfather"

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#328

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:40am

A bestseller.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#329

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:41am

Shira, darling, I say this with the utmost love and respect:

shut. up.

Have a nice day.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#330

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:42am

Deet, what would YOUR book be titled?

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#331

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:42am

Tell, tell!

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#332

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:43am

OY!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#333

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:44am

No, that was the last title.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#334

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:45am

*sniffle* I hate when I'm reprimanded!

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#335

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:48am

Mommy, they're being mean to Shira, again.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#336

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:48am

Then learn to behave, Shira, and you won't be reprimanded!

My book is called "I'm Embracing My Misogyny - I've Already Come To Terms With My Misanthropy."

#337

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:48am

I've said this to you all many times before and I'll continue to say it. There are things about your personal lives that I just don't need to know. I like there to be some things that remain a complete mystery to me, especially, things that might cause me to have mental pictures that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 8/20/08 at 11:48 AM

#338

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:51am

I thought the title was going to be, "I Was a Go-Go Dancer for the CIA"

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#339

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:52am

That's fine, Deet, as long as the sub-subtitle is as follows:

"I'm Embracing My Misogyny - I've Already Come To Terms With My Misanthropy. But I'll Never Stop Loving My Misspennywise."

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

Updated On: 8/20/08 at 11:52 AM

#340

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:52am

I'm with Shameless here. I'm starting to get mental pictures of my own life of things that never happened and it's scaring the crap out of me.

#341

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:53am

Oh, I can see years of therapy ahead.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#342

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:55am

Ooh. Shameless. Deet, you're so formal today.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#343

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:55am

As opposed to the years of therapy already behind me?

Although Hep did give me an idea for a title: I SLAPPED A NUN FOR THE C.I.A.

ETA: Girly, what can I say? It just typed out that way.

Updated On: 8/20/08 at 11:55 AM

#344

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:56am

Hahaha, Girly, I feel like a stranger now.

#345

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:58am

LOL!

I'm now singing "I slapped a nun" to the tune of "I kissed a girl". Works well.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#346

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:58am

I SLAPPED A NUN FOR THE CIA sounds like a winner to me.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#347

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 11:59am

I need more lyrics. Get on that. Kay Deet? MWAH!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#348

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:03pm

Sorry, I don't know the song.

*blushes with embarrassment*

#349

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:04pm

I'm finally heading to bed, you naughty people, you.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#350

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 12:13pm

Here Deet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs

G'night, Hep!

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