Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 137

#3401

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:40pm

Hey kids! I've been out on the road the past two days training teachers. The food was yummy, so no complaints. I can pick a good caterer! The gazillionaire gets back tomorrow from his business trip to London and Paris. He'd better bring me a little something, like a flat in Earl's Court or a pied a terre on the Champs Alysee.

#3402

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:41pm

Don't forget to get me a spare set of keys, SOMMS!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#3403

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:41pm

Champs Elysee, darling.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3404

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:43pm

D2, that was so Liotte of you!

#3405

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:44pm

Wait - SOMMS is still going out with the gazillionaire? Is this a record yet?

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#3406

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:47pm

A before E, except after C?

I think it's getting close DD!

The funniest part of my spelling error, Deet ... my teacher training was on Vocabulary tips.

Updated On: 9/26/08 at 04:47 PM

#3407

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:50pm

Yeah yeah yeah, whatever.

You don't want the Champs Elysee anyway, SOMMS - you want either the Boulevard St. Germaine on the left bank, or the Rue du Faubourg St. Honore on the right.

Or just have him set you up in the Ritz.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3408

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:53pm

I'd prefer the George V, but I'm a thoughtful gift recipient, so any little thing over 5,000 sq. feet will do.

Updated On: 9/26/08 at 04:53 PM

#3409

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:55pm

Can we visit?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3410

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 4:55pm

"Did she not know how to use duct tape to bring in cellulite around her ass??? That is common pageant knowledge."

I just want to make sure SOMMS sees this comment of brd's about Palin from another thread. I'm sure he'll appreciate the scope of brd's knowledge

#3411

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:01pm

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for passing that along Q! I've always suspected that Brd was a closet pageant fanatic.

I actually had a teacher ask me today if I had duct tape with me.
She wanted it to tape a part back on her car. WTF? The best part ... I DID!!!!!

#3412

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:04pm

That's a surprise.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3413

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:07pm

*duct tapes Deet's yap shut*

#3414

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:07pm

I can still type, you know.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3415

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:08pm

I carry a chain saw in that supply box of mine, also.

#3416

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:09pm

You're scaring me, sommsy.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#3417

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:09pm

My sister in law was in pageants and she used duct tape! And, for the record, Q took the bait first! Tragically, my sister in law died of anorexia, so I am actual not a fan of pageants.

#3418

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:10pm

Oooh, brd, I'm sorry!

Boys and their toys. Chainsaws and Duct Tape? How...entertaining.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#3419

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:11pm

Awww SOMMS, you do care!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3420

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:13pm

I'm very sorry for that Brd. This year's Miss America's platform is on the prevention of eating disorders, as she is recovering. She just spoke to Congess on the issue a few weeks ago and is doing some good work speaking across the country on her experience.

#3421

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:13pm

Good for her!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#3422

Adults!

Posted: 9/26/08 at 5:29pm

We did NOTHING to intervene! It is just so bizarre how quickly it turns from "hmm, she is too skinny" to organ failure. She suffered first from depression which led to her various eating disorders and addictions. People can recover, one of my relatives recovered and does well.

#3423

Adults!

Posted: 9/27/08 at 12:33am

I do not know why we did not do more to help my brother with his wife's problems. He denied it and we ignored it. We are basically a nice and caring family, I guess the fact that many in my family suffer from obesity caused us to ignore it? My mother today could not visit my father in the hospital because of her weight. (He is home and actually well!)

OK, back to DGrant! Q, I recall the night that he died!

#3424

Adults!

Posted: 9/27/08 at 12:42am

"OK, back to DGrant! Q, I recall the night that he died!"

Wrong thread for that.

#3425

Adults!

Posted: 9/27/08 at 12:52am

Q, I did not really want to be on a thread in which papa was mocking other posters, so I moved it to here!

DGrant's departure was clearly understood by me at that time and today! We all could take a look at our numbers of posts and freak out! But, this site is awesome to me because we start with a basic interest - theater, and then we find threads to laugh and learn.