Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Monday morning meetings - great alliteration, terrible concept.
I laughed out loud at that line, cuz. Our relatives are so wise!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
And so damn good looking, too!
I thought of many when he made the comment.
I've been filtering a reply to a certain poster in another thread all morning.
Seems there are 2 episodes of B&S that I need to watch..yippie!!
thanks everyone! So far it is a unanimous result everywhere that I am better a brunette.
Boobs!!! **hugs** I miss you!
*hugs Tinky* I miss you too darling. Counting the days until my return.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
Oohh, which thread?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
Add me to the list of those who saw that Brothers & Sisters moment - we were applauding and laughing.
Morning, all.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Crappy Monday to all adults. Our office internet was out for a few days, up and running now!
Investment advice from a friend:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I always knew I'd make more money drinking.
Martini, anyone?
Yes, please.
What a day!
File this under 'Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...'
O.J. Simpson committed the crime he was just convicted of on Sept 13th, 2007
He was found guilty of it on the 13th anniversary of his acquittal for killing his wife.
The latest jury deliberated for 13 hours.
The latest trial took 13 days.
Lucky #13, Eh?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Simpson deserves the years for his recent crime and hell for killing the mother of his children.
I just overheard LS (remember, age 6) say the funniest thing to his sister.
They were looking at a toy catalogue and something cracked them up. I heard LS say, "Oh, *name of sister*, that made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. In a good way."
Isn't that hilarious?
The cows skate in with cider
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
I always assume that Mr. Mp is very funny and thus the kids get it from the both of you!
Hi Harris!
Brdy, you are SO right: Mr. MP is extremely witty. Harris will be able to support this assertion SOME DAY!!! (ahem)
Homework stinks. Why do I procrastinate on it so much?!
Um. Because it stinks?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
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