Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.- Page 17

[soapguy17]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:02pm

I need to do some clothes shopping period. I threw away a great deal of fall clothes when I moved and Alabama weather is quickly heading in that direction.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:05pm

Welcome home, darling. I do wish you'd had a better trip.

You feel fine about being an FGF?! D2 has to deal with the daily antics...

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:11pm

Look, Shira, just for you (and the daily antics):



And don't think that just because you're a woman that I'd hesitate to use them if you ever have another incident like that night in Boston.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:13pm

Are those real diamonds? Can I pawn them?

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:13pm

Yes. And No.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:14pm

Handcuffs are a girl's best friend!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:21pm

I do like sparkly diamonds...

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:22pm

And that's the beauty of it. Diamonds on the one hand (or both, actually), but used as a way to completely control you. I'm brilliant.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

Tooting your own horn, eh?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

I have a set of handcuffs.

No diamonds on them though.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

I actually had handcuffs once.

Unfortunately, I only used them as part of a Halloween costume...

[shira467]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:25pm

I actually remembered to bring back a skirt for Halloween this year. I'm going to be a mermaid!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:30pm

Mine were not acquired for a costume.

Why do cats always follow you when you go into a room and close the door?

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:30pm

A Little Mermaid!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:31pm

Undah the sea!

Yeah.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:34pm

Just wear the handcuffs around your ankles and Presto! You're a mermaid.

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:41pm

While shoe shopping.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:44pm

Totally.

I'm babysitting. Bo-ring.

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:50pm

I saw BORING-BORING the other night.

I mean, I saw BOEING-BOEING the other night. But it really was boring, boring.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:51pm

Yeah, I have no interest in seeing that.

Although, I really like the multi-colored flight attendant costumes.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:52pm

Really, D2? You're the first person I know who hasn't liked it. Not that that matters. I have had very little desire to see it because the movie is so BORING BORING!!!

I have only been tempted because everyone and their brother has raved about it!

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:59pm

J2 and I were so disappointed. We just kept waiting for it to get funny, and aside from a few blips here and there it was just a shrill, over-the-top bit of nothing. The set is gorgeous, with the requisite 7 doors, and yet they're barely used. Kind of strange for a sex farce.

But the audience ate it up and it got the requisite standing ovation. Not from us.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:03pm

Now I don't have to worry about seeing it. Thank you.

The movie is DREADFUL. Jerry Lewis as a "romantic lead"? Not even the French would buy that!

[gettinhep]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:11pm

Handcuffs and Jerry Lewis? This conversation has taken worrying turns.

[D2]

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:12pm

Doesn't it always, Hep?