Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 17

#401

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:02pm

I need to do some clothes shopping period. I threw away a great deal of fall clothes when I moved and Alabama weather is quickly heading in that direction.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#402

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:05pm

Welcome home, darling. I do wish you'd had a better trip.

You feel fine about being an FGF?! D2 has to deal with the daily antics...

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#403

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:11pm

Look, Shira, just for you (and the daily antics):



And don't think that just because you're a woman that I'd hesitate to use them if you ever have another incident like that night in Boston.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#404

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:13pm

Are those real diamonds? Can I pawn them?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#405

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:13pm

Yes. And No.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#406

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:14pm

Handcuffs are a girl's best friend!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#407

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:21pm

I do like sparkly diamonds...

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#408

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:22pm

And that's the beauty of it. Diamonds on the one hand (or both, actually), but used as a way to completely control you. I'm brilliant.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#409

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

Tooting your own horn, eh?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#410

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

I have a set of handcuffs.

No diamonds on them though.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#411

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:24pm

I actually had handcuffs once.

Unfortunately, I only used them as part of a Halloween costume...

#412

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:25pm

I actually remembered to bring back a skirt for Halloween this year. I'm going to be a mermaid!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#413

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:30pm

Mine were not acquired for a costume.

Why do cats always follow you when you go into a room and close the door?

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#414

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:30pm

A Little Mermaid!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#415

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:31pm

Undah the sea!

Yeah.

#416

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:34pm

Just wear the handcuffs around your ankles and Presto! You're a mermaid.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#417

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:41pm

While shoe shopping.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#418

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:44pm

Totally.

I'm babysitting. Bo-ring.

#419

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:50pm

I saw BORING-BORING the other night.

I mean, I saw BOEING-BOEING the other night. But it really was boring, boring.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#420

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:51pm

Yeah, I have no interest in seeing that.

Although, I really like the multi-colored flight attendant costumes.

#421

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:52pm

Really, D2? You're the first person I know who hasn't liked it. Not that that matters. I have had very little desire to see it because the movie is so BORING BORING!!!

I have only been tempted because everyone and their brother has raved about it!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#422

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 7:59pm

J2 and I were so disappointed. We just kept waiting for it to get funny, and aside from a few blips here and there it was just a shrill, over-the-top bit of nothing. The set is gorgeous, with the requisite 7 doors, and yet they're barely used. Kind of strange for a sex farce.

But the audience ate it up and it got the requisite standing ovation. Not from us.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#423

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:03pm

Now I don't have to worry about seeing it. Thank you.

The movie is DREADFUL. Jerry Lewis as a "romantic lead"? Not even the French would buy that!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#424

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:11pm

Handcuffs and Jerry Lewis? This conversation has taken worrying turns.

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#425

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 8/20/08 at 8:12pm

Doesn't it always, Hep?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)