I need to do some clothes shopping period. I threw away a great deal of fall clothes when I moved and Alabama weather is quickly heading in that direction.
Welcome home, darling. I do wish you'd had a better trip.
You feel fine about being an FGF?! D2 has to deal with the daily antics...
Look, Shira, just for you (and the daily antics):
And don't think that just because you're a woman that I'd hesitate to use them if you ever have another incident like that night in Boston.
Are those real diamonds? Can I pawn them?
Yes. And No.
Handcuffs are a girl's best friend!
I do like sparkly diamonds...
And that's the beauty of it. Diamonds on the one hand (or both, actually), but used as a way to completely control you. I'm brilliant.
Tooting your own horn, eh?
I have a set of handcuffs.
No diamonds on them though.
I actually had handcuffs once.
Unfortunately, I only used them as part of a Halloween costume...
I actually remembered to bring back a skirt for Halloween this year. I'm going to be a mermaid!
Mine were not acquired for a costume.
Why do cats always follow you when you go into a room and close the door?
A Little Mermaid!
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Undah the sea!
Yeah.
Just wear the handcuffs around your ankles and Presto! You're a mermaid.
While shoe shopping.
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Totally.
I'm babysitting. Bo-ring.
I saw BORING-BORING the other night.
I mean, I saw BOEING-BOEING the other night. But it really was boring, boring.
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Yeah, I have no interest in seeing that.
Although, I really like the multi-colored flight attendant costumes.
Really, D2? You're the first person I know who hasn't liked it. Not that that matters. I have had very little desire to see it because the movie is so BORING BORING!!!
I have only been tempted because everyone and their brother has raved about it!
J2 and I were so disappointed. We just kept waiting for it to get funny, and aside from a few blips here and there it was just a shrill, over-the-top bit of nothing. The set is gorgeous, with the requisite 7 doors, and yet they're barely used. Kind of strange for a sex farce.
But the audience ate it up and it got the requisite standing ovation. Not from us.
Now I don't have to worry about seeing it. Thank you.
The movie is DREADFUL. Jerry Lewis as a "romantic lead"? Not even the French would buy that!
Handcuffs and Jerry Lewis? This conversation has taken worrying turns.
Doesn't it always, Hep?
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