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Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.
#1275can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:32pm
The Sound of Music? Sap.
I'm watching the US Open.
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#1276can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:35pmInstead of mailing back my Blockbuster movie, I exchanged it at a store for that Las Vegas movie with Ashton Kuchter and Cameron Diaz. I should be watching that!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1277can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:36pm
Shira, apologize to Girly. NOW.
And don't get all high and mighty about watching the U.S. Open. You're not watching it for love of the game, you know. And just so you know, we know, too. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1278can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:38pm
Sorry, Girly. The Sound of Music is a perfectly acceptable movie choice.
...and I'm actually watching it for the love of the game. I used to go the Mercedes Cup every year in Los Angeles.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1279can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:40pm
You're forgiven. 
I am a sap, though. I'll be the first to admit it.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1280can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:41pm*bows head*
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#1281can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:42pmAll right. Enough.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1282can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:42pmDrinks anyone? I'm "buying".
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1283can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:44pmAnd how disappointed were you, Shira, when you first realized that they weren't giving away a Mercedes with each ticket?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1284can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:44pm
I was actually just thinking of that. Just so happens I've got some Malibu and Pineapple in the house. 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1285can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:45pm
Ha. Ha. Ha. I knew it was about tennis!
But I did want the pretty cars on display. But Daddy said no. On account of the fact I couldn't drive (and the whole who has $75,000 for a CAR?!?!)
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1286can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:47pm
So if you've already got it in the house, and Shira's buying, does that mean that she has to send you a check, Girly?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1287can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:48pm
Deet! Works for me!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1288can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:50pm
Here you go. A tablecloth designed of checks.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1289can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:51pm
Nice try, Shira.
Go try playing that one on the Av Thread. Ain't workin' here.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1290can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:52pmGood thing I have your checkbook then.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1291can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:55pmMy Citibank Checkbook?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1292can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:57pmNope. The one for cash advances by AMEX. The Platinum Card.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1293can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:58pmNever had a checkbook for that, dear. Again, nice try.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1294can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:59pm
Right. Well. Anyway.
Eh-hem. Sorry, had to clear my throat.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1295can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:06pm
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1296can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:06pmI've always wanted to go to Switzerland!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1297can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:07pmSave your money and have a nice trip!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1298can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:07pmYou'll do anything to kick me out, wontcha?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1299can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:09pmI prefer to think of it as preparing you to stand proudly on your own two bank accounts.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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