Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes.
#1275can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:32pm
The Sound of Music? Sap.
I'm watching the US Open.
#1276can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:35pmInstead of mailing back my Blockbuster movie, I exchanged it at a store for that Las Vegas movie with Ashton Kuchter and Cameron Diaz. I should be watching that!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#1277can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:36pm
Shira, apologize to Girly. NOW.
And don't get all high and mighty about watching the U.S. Open. You're not watching it for love of the game, you know. And just so you know, we know, too.
#1278can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:38pm
Sorry, Girly. The Sound of Music is a perfectly acceptable movie choice.
...and I'm actually watching it for the love of the game. I used to go the Mercedes Cup every year in Los Angeles.
#1279can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:40pm
You're forgiven.
I am a sap, though. I'll be the first to admit it.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1280can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:41pm*bows head*
#1281can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:42pmAll right. Enough.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1282can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:42pmDrinks anyone? I'm "buying".
#1283can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:44pmAnd how disappointed were you, Shira, when you first realized that they weren't giving away a Mercedes with each ticket?
#1284can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:44pm
I was actually just thinking of that. Just so happens I've got some Malibu and Pineapple in the house.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1285can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:45pm
Ha. Ha. Ha. I knew it was about tennis!
But I did want the pretty cars on display. But Daddy said no. On account of the fact I couldn't drive (and the whole who has $75,000 for a CAR?!?!)
#1286can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:47pm
So if you've already got it in the house, and Shira's buying, does that mean that she has to send you a check, Girly?
#1287can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:48pm
Deet! Works for me!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1288can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:50pm
Here you go. A tablecloth designed of checks.
#1289can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:51pm
Nice try, Shira.
Go try playing that one on the Av Thread. Ain't workin' here.
#1290can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:52pmGood thing I have your checkbook then.
#1291can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:55pmMy Citibank Checkbook?
#1292can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:57pmNope. The one for cash advances by AMEX. The Platinum Card.
#1293can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:58pmNever had a checkbook for that, dear. Again, nice try.
#1294can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 9:59pm
Right. Well. Anyway.
Eh-hem. Sorry, had to clear my throat.
#1295can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:06pm
#1296can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:06pmI've always wanted to go to Switzerland!
#1297can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:07pmSave your money and have a nice trip!
#1298can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:07pmYou'll do anything to kick me out, wontcha?
#1299can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions
Posted: 8/31/08 at 10:09pmI prefer to think of it as preparing you to stand proudly on your own two bank accounts.
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