Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 25: Accept no substitutes. — Page 64

#1576

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 8:41am

Sounds good, Tink.

Moony - High school seniors are fun, eh?

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#1577

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 8:46am

They're feeling the power of being at the top, Shira. They should enjoy it now before they're back at the bottom of the heap next year at college. We let them blow off a little good-natured steam every once in a while.

#1578

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 8:48am

That's so nice of you, Moony! I'm a senior this year and I do nothing of the sort! But I've never really been the rambunctious type.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1579

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 8:51am

Well, they're 17. They have energy to spare, even in the early morning hours. They're cute, too!

#1580

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 8:57am

Mornin, All!

Had my first game last night. So it turns out that my dumbass friend signed us up in the wrong league. He, of course, is blaming the league, but who knows. Anyway, we're supposed to be playing in a Coed C league and we are in a regular B league. To make things worse, we played a team of construction workers who said that they should be playing in the Men's A league.

I'm just glad that I still have all of my teeth and no stitches. They were very nice about pummeling us though. Pretty hot too!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1581

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:04am

Ohhhh...construction worker action. This could be fun. We will want reports, of course.

#1582

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:06am

*hugs Moony & LS* LS, I hope the construction workers didn't hurt you too much with their balls.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1583

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:21am

Grr....my body is too sore from yesterday to jog today. Idiotic body.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1584

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:23am

Let it to Mr. Boobs......

#1585

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:30am

B, they almost did. TWICE! But, not intentionally. They tried to be very cautious with where their balls went.



Seriously, I was playing third and it felt like the Yankees were hitting line drives at me.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1586

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:37am

um, Shames ... get hit by ball, fake passing out, wait for mouth to mouth, give tongue while faking coming to, make date for Friday night, live happily ever after.

#1587

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:39am

Okay, but can I fake getting hit by the ball too?

Except for the getting hit part, that is an excellent plan!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1588

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:42am

SOMMS - What # Ex was that?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1589

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:43am

Shira: #'s 5, 12, and 169

Shames: Bruises can lead to guilt jewelry.

#1590

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 9:45am

#5? You started early!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1591

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 10:01am

Bruises are okay, but I don't need anymore scars.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1592

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 10:22am

Hey Shames, in the "Twilight Saga" the main character "Bella" is very accident prone, not sure why I always think of you as I'm reading about her.

I finally mailed in to receive my absentee ballot...I know you're all proud of me now, especially papa

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1593

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 10:47am

HEY! I am only accident prone when intoxicated thankyouverymuch!

B, there's this new show starting on HBO called True Blood about vampires in Louisiana. It looks really good. Alan Ball is directing and Anna Paquin is one of the main characters.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 9/4/08 at 10:47 AM

#1594

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 11:01am

I've got scars to prove her drunken incidents

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1595

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 11:46am

Geez, you make it sound like I attacked you.

No one told you pick up shards of broken glass with your bare hands. In fact, I'm pretty sure both JG and Girly were telling you not to touch it.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1596

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:03pm

Thanks LS....now I have to start watching this series. When does it start? I'll have to set my DVR..you know me and my fixation with Vampires. Someone once asked me if could be anything what would it be..of course my answer was a Vampire..a good one of course..I would just eat cows..okay and hot Thai guys

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1597

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:06pm

Tonight at 9PM.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1598

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:13pm

Great..now I have to test my Sling Box.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#1599

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 1:35pm

TMI, Babe!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#1600

can the adults please fondle? part 25: accepting all submissions

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:25pm

You haven't tested it already, Boobs? Many times?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)