Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twentieth Anniversary Special Edition- Page 119
Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twentieth Anniversary Special Edition
#2950re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:03amYou're approaching this all wrong my boy ... rope, gag, bed, feeding tube, taser to obtain signatures ...
#2951re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04amOhhhh! Duh.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2952re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04amsome could consider that foreplay
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2953re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04ammmmhmmm
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2954re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06amIt is a Friday night at Maison SOMMS.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2955re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06am
There's got to be an easier way without all the muss and fuss. And SWAT teams breaking down the door.
I'm on hold with the doc's office - current wait time is 21 minutes.
#2956re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:10amReal time or Waiting Room time? You might want to order in lunch.
#2957re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:11am
Moony, will this help?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2958re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:12amThat lunch delivery was REALLY FAST!
#2959re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am
Sometimes I'm fast. And sometimes I'm slow. As evidenced by a few recent posts. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2960re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am**calls her DC "peoples"**
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#2961re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:29am
Ok, I got called away from the phone and MISSED my chance to talk with the advise nurse. I'm now back on "hold" - 28 minute wait this time.
I'm going to need another drink. Or ten.
#2962re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:36am
That's enough. For now.
Okay, I'm off to work. See y'all later!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2963re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:37amenough alcohol does make the pain go away...or you just pass out....or your like me decide your invincible get up and fall and make yourself worse...
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2964re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:40amYou pass out? Oh, good. In that case, could someone pour me a few? It's 1:30 am and I can't sleep.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2965re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:56am
I'm sure Moony won't mind sharing one of her drinks. Now if it was Shamey or Tink, you might be in trouble. 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2966re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:00am
well, not always girly. I would always share my drinks with a good friend. Not so good friend? Well than ya just screwed!
Heppy - here is the key to the liquor cabinet. Just clean up when you are done.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2967re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02am
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in
a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.'
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2968re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02amThanks, Tink. I'll just crawl in and have a little nap.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2969re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:19amThat's why I said "might" Tink!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2970re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:44am
Gross, Tink!
Now, a woman would never have that problem. No sane woman would ever suck on a stranger's fingers no matter how hot he or she was.
And, contrary to popular belief, I am perfectly willing to share my alcohol. I just expect the same courtesy. 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2971re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:45amCheers, Shamey, cheers.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2972re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:46amHi Hep! I'm sorry you can't sleep, but I'm glad you're here. If that makes any sense at all.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#2973re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:49amThanks, Shamey. I got it.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2974re: Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twenty with a Twist
Posted: 2/8/08 at 11:08amGood day adults! Vacation is almost over, actually doing some catch-up work preparing for auditions on Monday. Flying home tomorrow.
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