#2951
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:03am
You're approaching this all wrong my boy ... rope, gag, bed, feeding tube, taser to obtain signatures ...
Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twentieth Anniversary Special Edition — Page 119
#2952
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am
Ohhhh! Duh.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2953
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am
some could consider that foreplay
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2954
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am
mmmhmmm
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2955
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06am
It is a Friday night at Maison SOMMS.
#2956
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06am
There's got to be an easier way without all the muss and fuss. And SWAT teams breaking down the door.
I'm on hold with the doc's office - current wait time is 21 minutes.
I'm on hold with the doc's office - current wait time is 21 minutes.
#2957
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:10am
Real time or Waiting Room time? You might want to order in lunch.
#2958
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:11am
Moony, will this help?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2959
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:12am
That lunch delivery was REALLY FAST!
#2960
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am
Sometimes I'm fast. And sometimes I'm slow. As evidenced by a few recent posts. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2961
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am
**calls her DC "peoples"**
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2962
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:29am
Ok, I got called away from the phone and MISSED my chance to talk with the advise nurse. I'm now back on "hold" - 28 minute wait this time.
I'm going to need another drink. Or ten.
I'm going to need another drink. Or ten.
#2963
That's enough. For now.
Okay, I'm off to work. See y'all later!
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:36am
That's enough. For now.
Okay, I'm off to work. See y'all later!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#2964
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:37am
enough alcohol does make the pain go away...or you just pass out....or your like me decide your invincible get up and fall and make yourself worse...
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2965
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:40am
You pass out? Oh, good. In that case, could someone pour me a few? It's 1:30 am and I can't sleep.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2966
Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:56am
I'm sure Moony won't mind sharing one of her drinks. Now if it was Shamey or Tink, you might be in trouble. 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2967
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:00am
well, not always girly. I would always share my drinks with a good friend. Not so good friend? Well than ya just screwed!
Heppy - here is the key to the liquor cabinet. Just clean up when you are done.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
Heppy - here is the key to the liquor cabinet. Just clean up when you are done.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2968
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02am
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in
a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.'
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
A woman went up to the bar in
a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.
'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of
her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.'
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#2969
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02am
Thanks, Tink. I'll just crawl in and have a little nap.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2970
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:19am
That's why I said "might" Tink!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#2971
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:44am
Gross, Tink!
Now, a woman would never have that problem. No sane woman would ever suck on a stranger's fingers no matter how hot he or she was.
And, contrary to popular belief, I am perfectly willing to share my alcohol. I just expect the same courtesy.
Now, a woman would never have that problem. No sane woman would ever suck on a stranger's fingers no matter how hot he or she was.
And, contrary to popular belief, I am perfectly willing to share my alcohol. I just expect the same courtesy.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2972
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:45am
Cheers, Shamey, cheers.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2973
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:46am
Hi Hep! I'm sorry you can't sleep, but I'm glad you're here. If that makes any sense at all.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#2974
Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:49am
Thanks, Shamey. I got it.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2975
Posted: 2/8/08 at 11:08am
Good day adults! Vacation is almost over, actually doing some catch-up work preparing for auditions on Monday. Flying home tomorrow.
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