Can the Adults Please Smoke - Twentieth Anniversary Special Edition- Page 119

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:03am

You're approaching this all wrong my boy ... rope, gag, bed, feeding tube, taser to obtain signatures ...

[D2]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am

Ohhhh! Duh.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am

some could consider that foreplay

[D2]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:04am

mmmhmmm

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06am

It is a Friday night at Maison SOMMS.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:06am

There's got to be an easier way without all the muss and fuss. And SWAT teams breaking down the door.

I'm on hold with the doc's office - current wait time is 21 minutes.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:10am

Real time or Waiting Room time? You might want to order in lunch.

[D2]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:11am

Moony, will this help?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:12am

That lunch delivery was REALLY FAST!

[D2]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am

Sometimes I'm fast. And sometimes I'm slow. As evidenced by a few recent posts.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:15am

**calls her DC "peoples"**

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:29am

Ok, I got called away from the phone and MISSED my chance to talk with the advise nurse. I'm now back on "hold" - 28 minute wait this time.

I'm going to need another drink. Or ten.

[D2]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:36am

That's enough. For now.

Okay, I'm off to work. See y'all later!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:37am

enough alcohol does make the pain go away...or you just pass out....or your like me decide your invincible get up and fall and make yourself worse...

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:40am

You pass out? Oh, good. In that case, could someone pour me a few? It's 1:30 am and I can't sleep.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 9:56am

I'm sure Moony won't mind sharing one of her drinks. Now if it was Shamey or Tink, you might be in trouble.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:00am

well, not always girly. I would always share my drinks with a good friend. Not so good friend? Well than ya just screwed!

Heppy - here is the key to the liquor cabinet. Just clean up when you are done.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02am

Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in
a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should
bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full
beard.


'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.


'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her

hands beyond his beard and into his hair.


'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'


'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her

forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of

her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.


'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.


'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or

paper towels in the ladies room.'

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:02am

Thanks, Tink. I'll just crawl in and have a little nap.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:19am

That's why I said "might" Tink!!

[shameless]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:44am

Gross, Tink!

Now, a woman would never have that problem. No sane woman would ever suck on a stranger's fingers no matter how hot he or she was.

And, contrary to popular belief, I am perfectly willing to share my alcohol. I just expect the same courtesy.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:45am

Cheers, Shamey, cheers.

[shameless]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:46am

Hi Hep! I'm sorry you can't sleep, but I'm glad you're here. If that makes any sense at all.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 10:49am

Thanks, Shamey. I got it.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 2/8/08 at 11:08am

Good day adults! Vacation is almost over, actually doing some catch-up work preparing for auditions on Monday. Flying home tomorrow.