Day Dreamer, just for you...
Some new relationship advice:
Although it may be tempting and seem easy to get away with, when traveling with your partner overseas, resist the urge to murder him (or her).
Sure, tensons are high, you're both far away from home, suffering from jet lag and struggling with a foreign language in the hope of not ordering tripe or sea slugs. It occurs to you that no one really cares about dead Americans, so a simple, "He didn't realize that sign said, 'Danger! Active Mine Field!' could help you to return home with "a lot less baggage," if you know what I mean.
I say, wait until you're back on good ol' US-of-A terre firma. If things don't improve, you can always book tickets for a flight in the Spring.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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