I'm semi in charge of building maintenance here at my office. I have a cool temperature gun thing. It is pretty cold in here, but the only real way to temporarily fix it is to climb up on the roof and change the controls. Yeah, not a chance that is going to happen! Normally, I'd send my boss up there, but he's not in today, so it won't get fixed.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!