Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Erratic Eleven — Page 172

#4276

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 9:55am

I'm just sayin' is all! :P Don't rain on my parade because you chose to live in a decent climate, missy.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4277

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:03am

Oh fine! Whatever!


Where's Moony? I want her to take the personality test.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:04am

Yea..but I don't live far away...I understand I don't have those sexy legs.

So Tink..you have great legs? I'll have to judge them.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:06am

Oh sure, now you want to see theater with me!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:09am

AHEM...did we just see something together ? Did we not have dinner together....like twice recently? How quickly we forget. I want a divorce !!!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:09am

Haha, they were much better a few months ago, but I'm working on getting them back there. They are just too long that I think i look like a freak, lol! Could be worse.

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#4282

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:09am

My prenup is solid as a rock.

And, we only saw something together because your date cancelled at the last minute!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 2/27/07 at 10:09 AM

#4283

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:11am

*pictures Tink and Rath standing next to each other* Rath has the same problem with those long legs.

Damn that prenup !!!! *dials Cousin Vinnie*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:14am

I'm having deja vu.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:15am

I object to the use of the word "cancelled".

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:15am

Okay, "blew you off."

Better?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:17am

No, that was much later!

Ok, that was wrong. I'm sorry.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:18am

Ok, let me see if I have this straight (yes, it's a pun):

Ignorant buffoons are now seeing theater.
Someone has great legs and it's not Boobs.
Wives take sloppy seconds after girlfriends.
Everyone here is dating everyone else here excpet me.
I'm supposed to take a personality test.

Am I up to speed?

#4289

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:19am

My date is not here. Otherwise, you're spot on.

How are you, dollface?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:22am

Not too bad - which is very good! Other than the fact that NO ONE is seeing shows or having dinner with me.


Sniff.

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:22am

Hey Moony!

And, we have dated. How soon you forget!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:23am

I thought we were talking about my date for tonight. I can't keep up with these ever-changing conversations!

And Moony, we had dinner and saw a show not that long ago.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:23am

Woohoo, I have a new cyber date?? yay! I expect flowers and chocolate every morning, no excuses!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:27am

Big Boobsie squeeze for having to deal with such awfulness

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:31am

Hi Cookie!

And, getting back to one of the 40 earlier conversations. I object to the phrase "blew you off" for so many reasons. Starting with the fact that I COULD NOT get there. It was not my choice.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:32am

I know - the point is, I was not his first choice. And he's acting all hurt because I'm going to the theater with someone else.

Like he's ever asked me to a show.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:39am

Well he never asked me to a show either. Just threw a lousy picnic knapsack at me. "We'll always have the Sheep Meadow..."

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:40am

The truth is, he's jealous because he wants to go with my date, not with me.

He's as transparent as a Ziploc.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:42am

When are you girls going to accept the fact that Boobs loves me best of all?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Posted: 2/27/07 at 10:42am

He loves my date best of all.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson