DG - Pago Pago was kind of like that - we had to anchor in the harbor and shuttle by boat to the docks.
A friend just sent this to me: Too funny!
A nice, calm, respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight in the eye, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The Pharmacist answered "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The Woman stated "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big. "Lord have mercy!" he exclaimed. " I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture. "Well, now," he said, "that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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