Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Erratic Eleven — Page 23

#551

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:52am

How big is your house?!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#552

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:56am

Not big enough to need to Roombas!

Well, I could keep one for upstairs and one for downstairs, but I'm returning the one my parents bought me at Bed, Bath and Beyond. I could use a new comforter anyway.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#553

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:56am

"I could use a new comforter anyway."

*applies for job*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#554

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:57am

You're hired!

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#555

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:57am

*the hippo brings shamey a uf santa hat

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#556

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 9:57am

What size bed do you have shamey..you know Rath is only twin size now.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#557

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:00am

Woohoooo!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#558

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:00am

Damn, I have a queen. My toes will always be cold.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#559

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:00am

*the cows hand out egg nog to all*

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#560

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:01am

That's what your puppies are for, shamey.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#561

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:02am

Thanks, Harris, but I'm gonna have to pass on the nog. I ate far too much over the past two days.

I'll keep the hat though. My dogs need a new chew toy.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#562

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:07am

OY

dont u dare , i'll send the new hippo over

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#563

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:07am

What did I say about that hippo, harris? I WILL send it right back.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#564

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:08am

anyone like some turkey? stuffed sheels? manicotti? All sitting in my fridge at home. I was just a cooking whore yesterday.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#565

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:10am

I'll pass on the turkey, but the others would be deLIcious, thanks!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#566

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:13am

Rath..I made a turkey breast..and it seemed that everyone loved it..almost polished off the whole thing.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#567

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:14am

Turkey doesn't agree with me anymore. Hand over that manicotti!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#568

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:15am

I've had enough turkey and honey baked ham to last me another year.


The good news is that my taste for coffee has returned, so all is right with the world.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

Updated On: 12/26/06 at 10:15 AM

#569

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:17am

Good for you, dear. Now can you please re-heat my oatmeal?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#570

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:17am

Turkey sandwich for breakfast.

2 more days!
2 days more!

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#571

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:17am

*puts on pot of coffee for shamey-Starbucks French roast*

*makes Rath a plate of manicotti*

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#572

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:17am

aww but rath im enjoying my new gift

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#573

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:19am

Hey DD!

Is 45 seconds long enough, Rath?

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#574

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:19am

Actually, don't bother, shamey, I'm going to have some manicotti instead.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#575

Christmas Greetings

Posted: 12/26/06 at 10:20am

Much better idea.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson