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#601

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At least they don't bring you down when you use them, Shamey. it's enough to drive to to drink. And eat. A lot.
#602

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*munches harris' cookies (weird smell)*

Thanks, Rath, but he did also get me the JB tickets.
#603

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A scale!? I'd kick him in the shins for that! RC knows way better than that.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#604

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I guess you need to "weigh" what's important.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#605

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She's on fire today, ladies and gentleman!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#606

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I need to tinker with this thing and subtract 10 pounds from it.
#607

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10? Why bother?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#608

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Stand on one leg.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#609

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At the last temp job I had, we had one of those doctors' scales outside my boss's office. That was kind of cool.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#610

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Yeah, nothing like public weigh-ins to boost morale!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#611

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Well, there IS the other option - returning to my previous diet and exercise routine........
#612

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Previous? heehee.

shamey, it wasn't like people were standing around watching. What do I look like??
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#613

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You look like a shadow of your former self!
#614

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Okay, why are you sucking up?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#615

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You mean besides a Polly Pocket?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#616

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Not sucking up, just envious that you stuck to it and I caved in when school started up. That's it - the job is making me gain weight. I'll quit my job and be svelt.
#617

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roflol



Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#618

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I haven't been perfect either. You just have to keep starting over. No biggie.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#619

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No biggie? Odd, the scale said "Oh, yeah, you're a biggie."
#620

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And, apparently, Raisinets are a fat burner, who knew? :-P
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#621

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Raisinets are fruit, and covered in dark chocolate, they're heart-healthy. Read the package.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#622

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What about Goobers? I ate a whole box during Dreamgirls.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#623

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*suppresses the urge to say "you are what you eat"*

Dark or milk chocolate?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/26/06 at 11:17 AM

#624

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OK, there are no morte Christmas cookies left in the office. Time to move on to the mall. No one's going to be there today, right?
#625

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Milk, I think?
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
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