Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Naughty Nine- Page 36

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/18/06 at 4:51pm

Okay, off to be the world's fattest ballerina again.

Latah!

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/18/06 at 4:56pm

me too!

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 9/18/06 at 5:09pm

Will you be doing a wheelchair dance, RobbO.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 7:29am

Good morning kids! The coffee is on and the ooey gooey sticky buns are warming in the oven.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 7:41am

I love your ooey gooey sticky buns SOMMSY...they leave me licking my fingers most of the day.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 7:42am

They just seemed right today.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 7:46am

I miss my car. I want it back. NOW!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 7:48am

Girly sprung a leak and blew a fuse!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:05am

Girly...did they find the problem? How long before you get it back?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:08am

I don't even really like my car. Never really warmed up to it. I was very excited when the loaner car turned out to be a Grand Prix. That was the kind of car I had before my present one. I loved that car. Anyway, this one's a 4 door, mine was 2. It has such little windows and so many blind spots, it's a miracle I got to work in one piece. You have to push really hard on the gas, and barely tap the brake. I'll probably have whiplash by the time I give it back.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:13am

I was typing and missed Boobs post.

TWO leaks!! One that was soaking the floor and one up by the sunroof. The sunroof needed some kind of module that should be there this morning. I'm hoping I'll get a call that it's done later today. Parts and labor for just that is approximately $1200.

*Makes note to buy lottery tickets*

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:20am

*buys girly a Maryland lotto ticket, too*


I just love ooey gooey things!

[harris007]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:22am

*the cows drive in a new car for girly

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:22am

dreamer, i don't know the wheelchair dance. can you teach me?

morning all.

girlie, did you win john stamos' underwear on ebay? that's what the $2,000 was for, right?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:46am

EWW! They weren't really on EBAY, were they?? It wouldn't surprise me it they were. I'm a little bit crazy, but not that much!

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:51am

what you do with your money is your business.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:54am

Dammit RobbO you just spoiled her Christmas surprise for Boobs.

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 8:56am

my bad.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 9:00am

I hope they don't bacon strips in them....John Stamos undies that is.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 9:02am

Why, Why, Why ?

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are
always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end your try first?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 9:11am

There seems to be no record of the paycheck I deposited last week.

I have $20 in the entire world. I hate life. They should pay us in cash and we should keep it under our mattresses.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 9:29am

Did you call the bank? Is this finally the paycheck you weren't getting, because the timesheet was late?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 9:31am

Yes. I got the check, but when I went to get money out today that was all that was there! I called the bank and there is no record in the automated system of the deposit.

I was going to get a haircut at lunch, but instead, I'll be sitting at the bank.

Sometimes I wish we all still lived in caves.

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:07am

do you still have your deposit slip receipt-thingy?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/19/06 at 11:08am

Yes, but that doesn't mean anything. I deposited it in the ATM, so anyone could have done that and *said* it was a deposit.