Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness — Page 169

#4201

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:54pm

Actually, Miss P, I'd prefer a dog. But J2 doesn't want a pet of any kind, and as my shrink said: "Ven von of you vants a pet and ze uzzer doesn't, you might as vell open ze door and yell "conflict, come in!"

So if I ever do get a dog, I'll probably name it Conflict. It's nickname will be Sidney J. Mussburger.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4202

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:36pm

Or, get a cat and call it gesundheit.

#4203

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:44pm

My last cats name was Calvin. Truthfully, I never called him that. Everytime I had need to address him it was as "You Stupid F*CKing Little SH*T!"

#4204

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:47pm

What is it with you people? The name "Sidney J. Mussburger" is a gift from on-high! You needs a cat name; she loves Paul Newman; no other cat on earth is named Sidney J. Mussburger; and it's freaking hilarious! What more could you want?

Geez!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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~ Best12Bars

#4205

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:51pm

Or I could get several cats and name them "Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy and Twitchy."

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4206

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:54pm

And don't forget about "Phlegmmy"!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4207

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:56pm

And, Teary.

#4208

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:03pm

And Bleary.

And there it is: the 7 Dwarfs in the all-cat production of Snow White. Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Phlegmmy, Teary and Bleary.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4209

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:04pm

I might consider Cassidy - though it does sound like a girls name.

Somms -

I could just name him Ratbastard.

#4210

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:14pm

D2 - Funny, I think I starred in that production. I was the only non-feline as Snow White. I auditioned for Grumpy but it would be type-casting.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4211

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:36pm

Was there one called floozy?

#4212

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:36pm

YOU played Snow White, Shira? I'm assuming that was before you were banned in Boston?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4213

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:39pm

Caution ... very bad joke ....


What is red and has seven dents...


Snow White's Cherry.


Caution Over.

#4214

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:42pm

Ah.

So maybe I was wrong to assume what I assumed!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4215

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:52pm

Niiiice, YWIW.

D2 - Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4216

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:05pm

Y, that is a bit off color for you!

#4217

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:11pm

I have my moments...

I used to have a whole list of bad, off-color jokes. Now I only remember a few.

#4218

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:18pm

In the spirit of consistency and parallelism, may I suggest THESE names for the all-cat version of SW and the 7 Dwarfs:

Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Teary, Bleary and Phlegm.




(YWIW, Hopalong Cassidy was a boy!)

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4219

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:21pm

I was thinking Butch Cassidy...

#4220

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:23pm

How about Sundance?

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4221

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:25pm

I know you were thinking of Butch cassidy (ergo, the Paul Newman connection). I was just pointing out another Cassidy who was male.

And don't forget David Cassidy! Or Jack Cassidy! Or Neil Cassidy!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4222

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:26pm

Gasseous.

#4223

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:28pm

Hud.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4224

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:34pm

Maybe. Hud was my first thought.

#4225

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Posted: 8/11/08 at 5:38pm

This week is already off to a bad start!

The feline casting of Snow White is about the only thing that's gone right all day!!!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars