Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness- Page 169
Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness
#4200This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:54pm
Actually, Miss P, I'd prefer a dog. But J2 doesn't want a pet of any kind, and as my shrink said: "Ven von of you vants a pet and ze uzzer doesn't, you might as vell open ze door and yell "conflict, come in!"
So if I ever do get a dog, I'll probably name it Conflict. It's nickname will be Sidney J. Mussburger.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4202This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:44pmMy last cats name was Calvin. Truthfully, I never called him that. Everytime I had need to address him it was as "You Stupid F*CKing Little SH*T!"
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4203This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:47pm
What is it with you people? The name "Sidney J. Mussburger" is a gift from on-high! You needs a cat name; she loves Paul Newman; no other cat on earth is named Sidney J. Mussburger; and it's freaking hilarious! What more could you want?
Geez!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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#4204This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:51pmOr I could get several cats and name them "Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy and Twitchy."
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4205This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:54pmAnd don't forget about "Phlegmmy"!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#4207This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:03pm
And Bleary.
And there it is: the 7 Dwarfs in the all-cat production of Snow White. Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Phlegmmy, Teary and Bleary.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4208This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:04pm
I might consider Cassidy - though it does sound like a girls name.
Somms - 
I could just name him Ratbastard.
#4209This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:14pmD2 - Funny, I think I starred in that production. I was the only non-feline as Snow White. I auditioned for Grumpy but it would be type-casting.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4211This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:36pmYOU played Snow White, Shira? I'm assuming that was before you were banned in Boston?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4212This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:39pm
Caution ... very bad joke ....
What is red and has seven dents...
Snow White's Cherry.
Caution Over.
#4213This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:42pm
Ah.
So maybe I was wrong to assume what I assumed!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4214This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:52pm
Niiiice, YWIW.
D2 - Ha. Ha. Ha.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#4216This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:11pm
I have my moments...
I used to have a whole list of bad, off-color jokes. Now I only remember a few.
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4217This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:18pm
In the spirit of consistency and parallelism, may I suggest THESE names for the all-cat version of SW and the 7 Dwarfs:
Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Teary, Bleary and Phlegm.
(YWIW, Hopalong Cassidy was a boy!)
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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#4219This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:23pmHow about Sundance?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4220This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:25pm
I know you were thinking of Butch cassidy (ergo, the Paul Newman connection). I was just pointing out another Cassidy who was male.
And don't forget David Cassidy! Or Jack Cassidy! Or Neil Cassidy!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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~ Best12Bars
miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4222This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:28pmHud.
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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miss pennywise
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/04
#4224This week has to be better!
Posted: 8/11/08 at 5:38pm
This week is already off to a bad start!
The feline casting of Snow White is about the only thing that's gone right all day!!!
http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html
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