Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness- Page 169

[D2]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:54pm

Actually, Miss P, I'd prefer a dog. But J2 doesn't want a pet of any kind, and as my shrink said: "Ven von of you vants a pet and ze uzzer doesn't, you might as vell open ze door and yell "conflict, come in!"

So if I ever do get a dog, I'll probably name it Conflict. It's nickname will be Sidney J. Mussburger.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:36pm

Or, get a cat and call it gesundheit.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:44pm

My last cats name was Calvin. Truthfully, I never called him that. Everytime I had need to address him it was as "You Stupid F*CKing Little SH*T!"

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:47pm

What is it with you people? The name "Sidney J. Mussburger" is a gift from on-high! You needs a cat name; she loves Paul Newman; no other cat on earth is named Sidney J. Mussburger; and it's freaking hilarious! What more could you want?

Geez!

[D2]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:51pm

Or I could get several cats and name them "Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy and Twitchy."

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:54pm

And don't forget about "Phlegmmy"!

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 2:56pm

And, Teary.

[D2]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:03pm

And Bleary.

And there it is: the 7 Dwarfs in the all-cat production of Snow White. Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Phlegmmy, Teary and Bleary.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:04pm

I might consider Cassidy - though it does sound like a girls name.

Somms -

I could just name him Ratbastard.

[shira467]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:14pm

D2 - Funny, I think I starred in that production. I was the only non-feline as Snow White. I auditioned for Grumpy but it would be type-casting.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:36pm

Was there one called floozy?

[D2]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:36pm

YOU played Snow White, Shira? I'm assuming that was before you were banned in Boston?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:39pm

Caution ... very bad joke ....


What is red and has seven dents...


Snow White's Cherry.


Caution Over.

[D2]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:42pm

Ah.

So maybe I was wrong to assume what I assumed!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 3:52pm

Niiiice, YWIW.

D2 - Ha. Ha. Ha.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:05pm

Y, that is a bit off color for you!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:11pm

I have my moments...

I used to have a whole list of bad, off-color jokes. Now I only remember a few.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:18pm

In the spirit of consistency and parallelism, may I suggest THESE names for the all-cat version of SW and the 7 Dwarfs:

Wheezy, Sneezy, Itchy, Twitchy, Teary, Bleary and Phlegm.




(YWIW, Hopalong Cassidy was a boy!)

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:21pm

I was thinking Butch Cassidy...

[shira467]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:23pm

How about Sundance?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:25pm

I know you were thinking of Butch cassidy (ergo, the Paul Newman connection). I was just pointing out another Cassidy who was male.

And don't forget David Cassidy! Or Jack Cassidy! Or Neil Cassidy!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:26pm

Gasseous.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:28pm

Hud.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 4:34pm

Maybe. Hud was my first thought.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 8/11/08 at 5:38pm

This week is already off to a bad start!

The feline casting of Snow White is about the only thing that's gone right all day!!!