Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness — Page 168

#4176

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 7:17am

Mornin'

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 8/11/08 at 07:17 AM

#4177

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 8:17am

I knew those croissants would be there for me this morning! Sending out a great big smooch to you, Deetsie!

Slept all the way home on the train yesterday. Passed out as soon as I got home last night and really should just take today off, but I will simply consume mass quantities of caffeine and feign consciousness. It's a winning combination!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4178

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 8:31am

I don't want to go to work today either. *sigh* But I must.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4179

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 8:34am

Suck it up kids. I've been here for two hours.

#4180

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 8:42am

You always put things in perspective, SOMMS, in your own unique way.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4181

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:22am

I just went to sleep 4 hours ago. Can a girl get some of that coffee?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4182

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:31am

Hey adults.

#4183

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:36am

Morning. My little dainty cough I had for a few days is now gross and bacterial. And I get to go on a plane tomorrow!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4184

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:46am

Take some Airborne before you go or you KNOW the germtastic plane will just make it worse.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4185

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:49am

Airborne was pulled off the market. Major lawsuits. Proven to do nothing.

#4186

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:50am

So, how is Boobala?

#4187

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:51am

Perhaps you'd better just stay in New York, Shira darling.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4188

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:52am

I'm tempted to get a face mask, but mainly for the sake of the other people, ya know?

Q - Boobala is spectacular. Handsome and charming as always.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4189

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:53am

Really SOMMS? Well, don't I feel like an ass?!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4190

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:54am

Deet - Tempting, I assure you.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4191

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:56am

http://www.airbornehealthsettlement.com/

The website is up again and I found this about a settlement. I used it and really thought it worked.

#4192

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:56am

Poor Shira... Turn around, bright eyes!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4193

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 10:57am

Eh, I'll be fine. More so annoying.

And holy MACKEREL, it's a monsoon with lightning.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#4194

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 11:07am

Morning adults.

Note to Miss P - no to Sidney J. Mussburger

Note to Addy - he is too sweet to be a Bacchus.

I woke up this morning and both were on the bed - Zorra has not bitch-slapped him yet.

I am glad you all had fun (and some sadness) yesterday.

#4195

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 11:30am

I assume that Bombay is in the running!

Crappy Monday to all! We are so busy writing checks for back to school.

#4196

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 11:33am

YWiW, how about "Woodward," in tribute to Mr. Newman's 50 year marriage to Joanne?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4197

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:27pm

How could anyone possibly find a better cat name than Sidney J. Mussburger? Imagine when you get impatient with him, "Sidney J. Mussburger, you come over here right now!" Or when you're cuddling with him: "Sidneyyyy, Sidneyyyy, Sidneyyyy!" I'm telling you, it's the perfect cat name!

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4198

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:30pm

If I ever get a cat, Miss P, I will name it Sidney J. Mussburger.

(I can make this promise because I am as allergic to cats as I am to shellfish, so since I won't be eating shrimp any time soon... )

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#4199

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:46pm

D2, you could always get one of those "hairless" cats.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#4200

This week has to be better!

Posted: 8/11/08 at 1:50pm

Miss P, if I was a cat, and given that name, I would hide!

something will come to me, until then, he is junior.

I ended up taking today off (well, basically, working from home) to make sure they are both OK with each other before I leave them alone for a 12 hour stretch.

and those hairless cats look like rats to me.