Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness
#1000can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:52pmStop whining, Shira. You know I'm not going to buy that excuse. Now go, take a shower, relax.
#1001can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:53pmI don't wanna. *crosses arms, pouts*
#1002can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:55pmThen don't. You're the one who's going to remain uncomfortable, not me. But you do have to apologize to DD. NOW!
#1003can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:57pm
I'm going to try to stop laughing long enough to type this...
"I'm sorry DD. I'm just sweaty and I get cranky when it's hot".
Now, can we get someone cute in my shower? No complaints would happen then!
#1004can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pmGet a mirror.
#1005can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pmEw. I'd never shower again if I had to LOOK at myself!
#1006can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:03pm
Well, you asked for someone cute. You weren't specific, like, "someone cute who isn't me," or "someone cute, with an enormous shwanstucker."
You know, that kind of specificity.
#1007can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:05pm
Awwww. I love you D2.
But I want a man.
He'd do nicely.
#1008can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:12pmHe wants a man too, Shira.
#1009can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:14pmThat tends to be a problem for me, D2!
#1010can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:18pm
Not for long, though - you're quickly becoming a killer in the looks department, so you'll have the competitive edge.
And with that, I must bid you adieu - I'm off to meet the Cheese Wiz; we're going to buy some more provisions for Saturday.
#1011can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:19pm
You're being too nice to me - something must be going on!!
Have fun with Cheese Wiz. Cheddar, Gruyere, Brie, and Fontina, say hello.
#1012can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:42pm
I love you, deet.
Ok. Now I want cheese. Can you tell I'm watching what I eat? (read: not eating cheese or anything decadent)
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1013can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:45pmI haven't stopped eating today. This is why I keep a healthy house. I eat half of it, but its still okay.
#1014can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:42pmOK New Yorkers - I'm bringing my niece for her first touristy trip to NY. I had all kinds of plans but they all involved walking around outside. Neither she nor I are going to be able to handle this heat Saturday. Anybody got any suggestions?
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mamie4 5/14/03
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#1015can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:51pm
Mamie - I'd pick The Met, the main library and the Guggenheim.
But I'm only another NYC tourist - I'm sure there are hidden treasures. But if it's her first time . . .
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#1016can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:27pm
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?????????????????????
OK, I'll tell you.
I GOT A 5 ON MY AP ENGLISH LITERATURE EXAM!!!
In case you were wondering, that's about as high as it gets.
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 08:27 PM
#1017can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:30pm
It is. I may have 'over museumed' her when I was working at the SI. I'm going to suggest ANYTHING that involves indoors and air conditioning. It just seems such a waste when there's so much to see in NY. (We'd planned a street fair, wandering around Chinatown, a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.
It's not really seeing New York, but I'm going to suggest one of those tour cruises. The only problem is that I imagine just about everybody else will be doing the same thing!
If she were just a little more of a theatre maniac I could suggest seeing another show. I still might be able to talk her into Spamalot or something.
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mamie4 5/14/03
#1018can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:10pmSo, I feel so out of the BWW loop. . . .Hi.
#1019can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:36pm
OK - I'm now going to try this for the third time....
SOAPY! Where you been hiding? (Are you still here?)
MAJOR congrats to you, DGG!
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mamie4 5/14/03
#1020can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:42pm
Congrats DGG!
#1021can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:43pm
*the cows in there georgetown shirts bring ice cream*
whats new
#1022can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:45pmHi Mr. H. When does your new job start? When are you actually going to be moving?
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mamie4 5/14/03
#1023can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:48pm
I thought the cows were still wearing those 'Virginia is for Lovers' t-shirts. Oh, well
Soapy!!!
Mamie, if you are not museumed out, may I add the Frick Collection to your list?
Shira, he would be a very nice shower buddy.
#1024can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:50pmI here!
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