Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness — Page 41

#1001

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:52pm

Stop whining, Shira. You know I'm not going to buy that excuse. Now go, take a shower, relax.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1002

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:53pm

I don't wanna. *crosses arms, pouts*

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1003

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:55pm

Then don't. You're the one who's going to remain uncomfortable, not me. But you do have to apologize to DD. NOW!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1004

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:57pm

I'm going to try to stop laughing long enough to type this...

"I'm sorry DD. I'm just sweaty and I get cranky when it's hot".

Now, can we get someone cute in my shower? No complaints would happen then!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1005

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pm

Get a mirror.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1006

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pm

Ew. I'd never shower again if I had to LOOK at myself!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1007

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:03pm

Well, you asked for someone cute. You weren't specific, like, "someone cute who isn't me," or "someone cute, with an enormous shwanstucker."

You know, that kind of specificity.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

Updated On: 7/17/08 at 06:03 PM

#1008

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:05pm

Awwww. I love you D2.

But I want a man.



He'd do nicely.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1009

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:12pm

He wants a man too, Shira.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1010

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:14pm

That tends to be a problem for me, D2!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1011

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:18pm

Not for long, though - you're quickly becoming a killer in the looks department, so you'll have the competitive edge.

And with that, I must bid you adieu - I'm off to meet the Cheese Wiz; we're going to buy some more provisions for Saturday.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1012

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:19pm

You're being too nice to me - something must be going on!!

Have fun with Cheese Wiz. Cheddar, Gruyere, Brie, and Fontina, say hello.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1013

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:42pm

I love you, deet.

Ok. Now I want cheese. Can you tell I'm watching what I eat? (read: not eating cheese or anything decadent)

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1014

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:45pm

I haven't stopped eating today. This is why I keep a healthy house. I eat half of it, but its still okay.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1015

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:42pm

OK New Yorkers - I'm bringing my niece for her first touristy trip to NY. I had all kinds of plans but they all involved walking around outside. Neither she nor I are going to be able to handle this heat Saturday. Anybody got any suggestions?

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mamie4 5/14/03

#1016

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:51pm

Mamie - I'd pick The Met, the main library and the Guggenheim.

But I'm only another NYC tourist - I'm sure there are hidden treasures. But if it's her first time . . .

#1017

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:27pm

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?????????????????????




OK, I'll tell you.

I GOT A 5 ON MY AP ENGLISH LITERATURE EXAM!!!

In case you were wondering, that's about as high as it gets.

Updated On: 7/17/08 at 08:27 PM

#1018

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:30pm

It is. I may have 'over museumed' her when I was working at the SI. I'm going to suggest ANYTHING that involves indoors and air conditioning. It just seems such a waste when there's so much to see in NY. (We'd planned a street fair, wandering around Chinatown, a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.

It's not really seeing New York, but I'm going to suggest one of those tour cruises. The only problem is that I imagine just about everybody else will be doing the same thing!

If she were just a little more of a theatre maniac I could suggest seeing another show. I still might be able to talk her into Spamalot or something.

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mamie4 5/14/03

#1019

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:10pm

So, I feel so out of the BWW loop. . . .Hi.

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1020

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:36pm

OK - I'm now going to try this for the third time....


SOAPY! Where you been hiding? (Are you still here?)


MAJOR congrats to you, DGG!

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mamie4 5/14/03

#1021

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:42pm

Congrats DGG!

#1022

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:43pm

*the cows in there georgetown shirts bring ice cream*

whats new

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1023

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:45pm

Hi Mr. H. When does your new job start? When are you actually going to be moving?

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mamie4 5/14/03

#1024

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:48pm

I thought the cows were still wearing those 'Virginia is for Lovers' t-shirts. Oh, well

Soapy!!!

Mamie, if you are not museumed out, may I add the Frick Collection to your list?

Shira, he would be a very nice shower buddy.

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#1025

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:50pm

I here!

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I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.