Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness- Page 41
Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness
#1000can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:52pmStop whining, Shira. You know I'm not going to buy that excuse. Now go, take a shower, relax.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1001can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:53pmI don't wanna. *crosses arms, pouts*
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1002can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:55pmThen don't. You're the one who's going to remain uncomfortable, not me. But you do have to apologize to DD. NOW!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1003can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:57pm
I'm going to try to stop laughing long enough to type this...
"I'm sorry DD. I'm just sweaty and I get cranky when it's hot".
Now, can we get someone cute in my shower? No complaints would happen then!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1004can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pmGet a mirror.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1005can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 5:59pmEw. I'd never shower again if I had to LOOK at myself!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1006can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:03pm
Well, you asked for someone cute. You weren't specific, like, "someone cute who isn't me," or "someone cute, with an enormous shwanstucker."
You know, that kind of specificity.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 06:03 PM
#1007can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:05pm
Awwww. I love you D2.
But I want a man.
He'd do nicely.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1008can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:12pmHe wants a man too, Shira.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1009can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:14pmThat tends to be a problem for me, D2!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1010can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:18pm
Not for long, though - you're quickly becoming a killer in the looks department, so you'll have the competitive edge.
And with that, I must bid you adieu - I'm off to meet the Cheese Wiz; we're going to buy some more provisions for Saturday.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1011can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:19pm
You're being too nice to me - something must be going on!!
Have fun with Cheese Wiz. Cheddar, Gruyere, Brie, and Fontina, say hello.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1012can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:42pm
I love you, deet. 
Ok. Now I want cheese. Can you tell I'm watching what I eat? (read: not eating cheese or anything decadent)
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#1013can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 6:45pmI haven't stopped eating today. This is why I keep a healthy house. I eat half of it, but its still okay.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1014can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:42pmOK New Yorkers - I'm bringing my niece for her first touristy trip to NY. I had all kinds of plans but they all involved walking around outside. Neither she nor I are going to be able to handle this heat Saturday. Anybody got any suggestions?
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DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#1015can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 7:51pm
Mamie - I'd pick The Met, the main library and the Guggenheim.
But I'm only another NYC tourist - I'm sure there are hidden treasures. But if it's her first time . . .
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#1016can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:27pm
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT?????????????????????
OK, I'll tell you.
I GOT A 5 ON MY AP ENGLISH LITERATURE EXAM!!!
In case you were wondering, that's about as high as it gets.
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 08:27 PM
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1017can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:30pm
It is. I may have 'over museumed' her when I was working at the SI. I'm going to suggest ANYTHING that involves indoors and air conditioning. It just seems such a waste when there's so much to see in NY. (We'd planned a street fair, wandering around Chinatown, a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.
It's not really seeing New York, but I'm going to suggest one of those tour cruises. The only problem is that I imagine just about everybody else will be doing the same thing!
If she were just a little more of a theatre maniac I could suggest seeing another show. I still might be able to talk her into Spamalot or something.
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#1018can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:10pmSo, I feel so out of the BWW loop. . . .Hi.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1019can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:36pm
OK - I'm now going to try this for the third time....
SOAPY! Where you been hiding? (Are you still here?)
MAJOR congrats to you, DGG!
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#1020can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:42pm
Congrats DGG!
#1021can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:43pm
*the cows in there georgetown shirts bring ice cream*
whats new
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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(World)
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1022can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:45pmHi Mr. H. When does your new job start? When are you actually going to be moving?
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gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#1023can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:48pm
I thought the cows were still wearing those 'Virginia is for Lovers' t-shirts. Oh, well
Soapy!!!
Mamie, if you are not museumed out, may I add the Frick Collection to your list?
Shira, he would be a very nice shower buddy.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#1024can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?
Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:50pmI here!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
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