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#1026

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:50pm

mamie

the answer to both is ,some time in the next 2 weeks,

*the cows bring snapper and hep ice cream

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1027

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:53pm

DGG, that's pretty awesome. I didn't actualy have the guts to take the test.

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#1028

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 9:55pm

Well done, DGG. A lot of hard work goes into such a grade.

Thank you for the ice cream, Harris and cows.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#1029

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:14pm

Starina just asked me who Greg is playing in Billy Elliott (because one of its songs just played on the Showtunes channel). "The dad," I answered. Little Sir chimed right in, "The MEAN one?"

It just hit me that Greg is going to be MEAN.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1030

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:45pm

J2 is right - one of these days I'm going to be killed.

We were already on the east side tonight because we went to our favorite place to buy cheese, so we decided to finish our shopping at the Gourmet Garage on Park and 96th, and then take a cab home.

So you know how there is always that one person in a store who, no matter what you do, is always in your way, always where you need to be, and always chattering away mindlessly on their cellphone?

(I can hear the "uh ohs")

Well, she ran over my foot with her cart and didn't even stop to say "oops." I couldn't resist, so I said to her "Excuse me, it isn't all about YOU, Self-Involved East Side Woman!"

Luckily J2 wasn't anywhere near me otherwise he would have killed me himself. And also luckily, I guess, S-IESW didn't even realize I was talking to her, she kept chattering away as she grabbed items off the shelves.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1031

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:47pm

This ought to be good for his career. There are a lot of people who don't think he can do anything but comedy. From what I've read about the demanding auditions, he must have really sold the creative team on his ability to do this part. I understand that they tried to get an American actress to play the mother and they weren't satisfied with any of them. So they sent for the actress who played it in England.

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#1032

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:54pm

the cows bring in more ice cream

#1033

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:57pm

Ice cream is GOOD! I hope it gets a little cooler here before the cows and other animals come. (Although I don't remember it ever getting cooler in August).

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mamie4 5/14/03

#1034

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:01pm

I love you, Deet.

Thanks, guys! I was shooting for a three. I'm amazed.

#1035

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:43pm

"enormous shwanstucker"

Oh Deetie, Deetie, Deetie. Too. Funny.

Congrats, DGG!!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1036

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:52pm

*the cows curl up on girlys sofa and watch family guy*

#1037

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:57pm

They haven't done that in ages!

So, Harris, what kind of job did you get? And what did you ever wind up doing on your birthday? I don't think you told us, or maybe I missed it.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1038

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:02am

What is everybody wearing on Saturday?????

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1039

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:14am

thong!

#1040

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:32am

Well then, thank goodness you're not going with us on Saturday night, Brdy!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1041

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:35am

Hmmmm - I'm not the only one awake.

And just for sake of the convo in progress, MissP you COULD work a thong magnificently

#1042

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:35am

Make sure you post a pic, brd!

Need my bed. So tired. Ciao!

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1043

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:40am

Oh, DG: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Those days are so over.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1044

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 12:43am

MissP - it ain't over til the last breath. Period.

And the longer you are priveledged to take a breath, the more you realize what matters and what doesn't.

I happen to think you are ONE HOT MOMMA

#1045

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 1:11am

DG, you're very sweet. I do appreciate the sentiment...

even if you are lying through your teeth!

On a related note, Little Sir was telling me about his (potential) new 1st grade teacher who came to visit with his kindergarten class. "Is she pretty?" I asked. His face lit up and he enthusiastically said, "YES!" and then very quickly added, "Not as pretty as you though!"

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1046

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 1:24am

Look, woman, you can call me a LOT of things - most of which are true, and have been used many times before - but NEVER call me a LIAR

I see what I see, and I think you are incredibly attractive. I know that only goes so far from the given perspecitve (biology being what it is) - but I am ALLOWED the perspective!

The appropriate response is, "Thank you!"

And HOPEFULLY a level of understanding what caused the evaluation in the first place!

#1047

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 1:35am

Okay, okay! Geezus gawd!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

(It does mean a lot to me since it's YOU who's saying it, but I've never been good at taking compliments about my looks. So please understand, it's not you, it's me!

)

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#1048

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 1:38am

Believe me, I get it - more than you know.

BUT, the reality is what it is

And, YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!

Now then, that having been covered, have you figured out what you're wearing on Saturday?

I mean, priorities ARE priorities!

#1049

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 2:04am

Miss P, you really are beautiful. And your kids are a representation of that beauty both inside and out.

Deetie - I'm sorry you had your foot run over. But at least you can take solace in that it wasn't me, as I was in midtown. At least you didn't almost get thrown out of a cab :)

Hi DG!

OMG, what will I wear on Saturday? The heat is going to ruin my hair! *crisis mode*

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1050

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 2:10am

Hello, goddaughter

Your hair is out of my realm.

In fact, it would appear to be out of the realm of ALL the FGFs

As to D2s encounter - we really ARE twins, aren't we?!?

God help the world.

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