Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness — Page 56

#1376

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 11:42pm

Dignity, always dignity.

Was that a burp?

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#1377

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 11:44pm

It was not, thank you. I do not burp after one drink. Three, maybe.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1378

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 11:46pm

Hmm. Perhaps it was Tink in your liquor cabinet.

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#1379

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/18/08 at 11:47pm

I have to get stronger locks, I see.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1380

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 2:50am

Home now. Nice night. Ready for dreamland, though.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1381

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 2:53am

Girly - I'm glad to know you're ok - but the thought of you wrapped in bubble-wrap has given me quite a giggle

#1382

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 2:58am

Hello adults!

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....but the world goes 'round

#1383

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:04am

Hello, Taz

I'm in the mood for YOUR sandbox . . .

#1384

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:09am

tazber's box is sandy? Didn't I warn you about them nude beaches?

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#1385

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:13am

Me too, DG, me too! Shira scored with that one. But don't tell her I said that. Wouldn't want to encourage her, ya know.

Hi Stagey and Taz!

Night DG, Stagey and Taz!

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#1386

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:14am

night girly!

Our sandbox is open for business! But we're usually up to no good.

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....but the world goes 'round

#1387

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 3:24am

That's why I participate, Taz

#1388

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:05am

Girly, I didn't read a thing.

I had a cockroach scamper over me about 3 hours ago. I'm still panicky.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1389

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:06am

Girl, WHAT are you doing UP?!?!?!?

#1390

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:10am

I'm terrified of sleeping and have a cockroach crawl over me again. I learned cockroaches like nighttime so I'm leaving the lights on. I slept for an hour, and now I'm awake and freaked again.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1391

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:15am

Um, YOU LIVE IN NYC!!!!

We don't have them in LA, in case you've forgotten . . .

#1392

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:16am

LOL. I get the hint.

I know, I live in NYC. But this is my first roach, and it scared me sh*tless, and probably everyone else within 10 miles who heard me scream.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1393

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:19am

Please, honey, remember where you are.

NO ONE heard you - or noticed if they did.

That comes from a little bit of left-over bitterness over that 'Hate LA' thread we just had.

#1394

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:22am

I steered clear of that one, didn't want to get involved. I've often stated I hate LA, but I've revised that statement several times since to "While I dislike many of my experiences that may darken my view of the city of Los Angeles, I've come to realize and appreciate the city for its existence outside of my own".

Or something schmaltzy like that.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1395

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:26am

The fact is, everyplace is only what you make of it. In the end, all these people who want to throw around hate based on a place only reflect their pathetic evaluation of their own lives.

#1396

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:29am

Whoa, lots of bitterness. You vent here, honey.

You're definitely correct in that statement, but most aren't as evolved as you, so you have to give us time to get to the point where we recognize our hate of our job (relationship, car, frizzy hair) is not a result of our location but our own inability to manage our lives.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1397

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:37am

I do think it's bedtime now. Night!

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1398

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:47am

Me, too.

And I'm WORKING on the bitterness!

Bitch.

WHEREVER did you get THAT from?!?

#1399

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:50am

I learn from the best.

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Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#1400

can the adults please pry open the liquor cabinet and frolic?

Posted: 7/19/08 at 4:53am

Your mother.

We came along FAR too late in the game to blame