Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 24, Drunk on Guinness — Page 74

Erp back atcha, Tink.

I'm picturing 5 year old Deet, with his hands on his hips "so there!".

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Hi peeps lah !!!

Poddie..love the AV !!! Speaking of Mowgli...the drinking hasn't stopped..hahaha. I guess he thinks it's okay as long as you're not in Thailand. Guess he doesn't realize that Buddah lent is lent no matter where you go..lol

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Had to share.....

I am a New Yorker
I do not live in the five boroughs or on the Island or Upstate
I may live hundreds or thousands of miles away
Or I may live just over the GW Bridge
But I am a New Yorker

I am a New Yorker
Whatever took me out of New York:
Business, family or hating the cold
did not take New York out of me.
My accent may have faded and my pace may have slowed
But I am a New Yorker



I am a New Yorker
I was raised on Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and Rockefeller Plaza,
The Yankees or the Met's (Giants or Dodgers)
Jones Beach, Rye Beach, Orchard Beach or one of the beaches on the sound
I know that 'THE END' means Montauk.
Because I am a New Yorker



I am a New Yorker
When I go on vacation, I never look up
Skyscrapers are something I take for granted
The Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty are part of me
Taxis and noise and subways and 'get outa heah' don't rattle me
Because I am a New Yorker


I am a New Yorker
I was raised on cultural diversity before it was politically correct
I eat Greek food and Italian food,
Jewish and Middle Eastern food and Chinese food
Because they are all American food to me.
I don't get mad when people speak other languages in my presence
Because my relatives got to this country via Ellis Island and chose to stay
They were New Yorkers



People who have never been to New York have misunderstood me
My friends and family work in the industries, professions and businesses that benefit all Americans
My firefighters died trying to save New Yorkers and non-New Yorkers
They died trying to save Americans and non-Americans
Because they were New Yorkers.

I am a New Yorker
I feel the pain of my fellow New Yorkers
I mourn the loss of my beautiful city
I feel and dread that New York will never be the same But then I remember:
I am a New Yorker



And New Yorkers have:
Tenacity, strength and courage way above the norm
Compassion and caring for our fellow citizens
Love and pride in our city, in our state, in our country
Intelligence, experience and education par excellence
Ability, dedication and energy above and beyond
Faith--no matter what religion we practice
Terrorists hit America in its heart
But America's heart still beats strong
Demolish the steel in our buildings,
but it doesn't touch the steel in our souls
Hit us in the pocketbook;
but we'll parlay what we have left into a fortune
End innocent lives leaving widows and orphans,
but we'll take care of them
Because they are New Yorkers


Wherever we live, whatever we do, whoever we are
There are New Yorkers in every state and every city of this nation
We will not abandon our city
We will not abandon our brothers and sisters
We will not abandon the beauty,
creativity and diversity that New York represents
Because we are New Yorkers
And we are proud to be New Yorkers



REMEMBER THE WTC
Author - Vincent Pasquale, Maspeth, NY
Thank you Vincent for allowing us to share this with
our fellow New Yorkers all around the world.

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OMG! And, they ate the fig tree!

Well if that doesn't get him back here...

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Then I'd say it's a good thing it's not real.

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Updated On: 7/22/08 at 08:48 AM

red shoes would have been a nice touch.

Yea Girly..Dtwo could've lent you his ass-clown shoes

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Girly, I think that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You just made my morning.

Speaking of which, mornin'!

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*Hugs LS & Tinky*

*follows Tinky into the liquor cabinet*

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You're very funny DF.

Dtwo...you know I love you too. One day you'll find a frozen windex in your freezer and know how much

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Have you been in the freezer since Saturday, Deetie? Mwahahahahahahaha!

Girly, I would NEVER suggest playing tricks on Boobss. Just like I would never coerce him into buying things, and more things, that he can't afford.

We used the Windex on Sunday morning, SOMMS. Nice try, though.

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