Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 27 - It's a Brand New Day!- Page 72
Can the Adults Please Smoke? Part 27 - It's a Brand New Day!
#1775It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:26pmDamn, you're fast.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1776It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:27pmI..so many comments, but I shall refrain.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1778It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:29pmOnly when it counts?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1780It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:34pmSomething about pants and 10 foot poles. The usual.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1783It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:40pm*bites tongue*
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1784It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:47pm
Seriously, this economy sucks! I cannot believe how late our regular clients are paying.
And, more layoffs everywhere.
#1785It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:48pmAnd it's why I am now more reliant on my godfathers than EVER before!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1787It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:50pm^^^^^^^^
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1789It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:53pmOh brother.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1790It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:54pm
Just for that, Brd:
These hilarious exchanges are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts'.
They were recorded verbatim and published by Court Reporters that had the torment of staying calm and remaining professional while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_________________________ ___________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1791It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:54pmBWG, can you be my sugar mama? I am tired of paying for everything in house, I need a little help!
#1793It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 2:56pm
I like those, Deet!
Oh, so godfathers...no shoes?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#1794It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:00pm
brd, have you started hitting the bottle already?
Bye Somms! Have a good one!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1795It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:01pm
Shira, have you started hitting the bottle already?
Bye SOMMS. It's been vivid.
Hi Girly!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#1796It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:03pm
Hiya Mr. Deet! 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#1797It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:04pmHello adults! I hope everyone's well. Fighting a cold ... hopefully it won't turn to anything serious. Still need to find three men ... for the show. Good singing men are in such demand in this town!
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#1798It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:04pm
Already? Does that assume that I will be hitting the bottle at some time in the future? Moi?
No, I will not even have a glass of wine at a luncheon if I have to return to the office. One of my partners gets smashed at lunch a few times a year - so innapropriate!
#1799It's a New Year, Y'all
Posted: 1/16/09 at 3:08pm
Three Singing Men. The mind reels at the possible comments to that.
I'm assuming you're looking for ILLYRIA cast members, DD? What I wouldn't give to play Sir Andrew Aguecheek!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
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