No coffee. A few choice words - the guy was French and was quite surprised when I matched him insult for insult. Then the salesman came over and asked "le f*cker" to take his call outside.
I then bought 8 pairs of socks. Yes, Shira, a few of them were cashmere. Red cashmere.
And J2 disappeared and reappeared, as if on cue.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)