Can the Adults Please Smoke? - Tantalizing Ten — Page 107

did anyone else get the eddie murphy as james brown in his clips of his singing in "dreamgirls" on oprah?

"it's hot in the hottub, ha!"

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Shut. UP.

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So eat it.

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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING
WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK
BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,
FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE
FULL OF GOODIES GALORE

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY
AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS,
BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING
SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING,
AND, A HANDFUL OF PIE

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL
AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES,
HAPPY EATING TO ALL;
PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP,
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY
HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!

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Lorna LUFT.

grrrrr.

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She's a cute cookie. Luckily, her mom's favorite dessert wasn't Fig Newtons.

What's lucky about your mom's favorite dessert being downers with a vodka chaser?

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I guess there weren't many leftovers.

*hugs Moony*

I thought SOMMS that was robbiej's mom..but I read the last name wrong.

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or perhaps this Lorna?

I'm sensing a theme about chicks named Lorna.

Come to me mommy!

lorna dune is hot!

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