Is this a club, or can anyone bitch? Because brownies remind me... Today, I was in a line for some baked goods, when suddenly this enormous woman came waddling past the people behind me with sweat patches the size of plates, completely skipping everyone...then the fatty had the cheek to turn to me and say loudly "I need to get by, outta my way little girl" I say calmly "I think I'm next" and she just pushes me out of the way with her big flapping arms! I nearly got sick on the spot. Blubbery cow...morbid obesity is not a disability.
DAME - I may have to get ahold of you when I having one of those 'lonely housewife' days - I'll come kidnap you and you can show me where Will Roger's beach is
Tanks tops, shorts, one pair of slacks, one pair of jeans, two dress shirts and sandals and shoes, underwear, socks, and sunblock. Am I missing anything?
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
Lucky Iris! Have a great cruise. I want a vacation.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien