Cookie, may I have this dance?
*sits on the folding chairs waiting to be picked for a dance*
Why did I think of you all when I read this?
Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year. Since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing. The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the Partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.
Santa
It would be my pleasure *bows*
*curtsies*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
Addy: That was great! LOL! And I leave for a bit and come back to find everyone I was on the curb with is now in the gutter?
Addy..I think one of us wrote that...and I don't want to point any fingers.
LA - if you can't beat them...jump in after them!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
Ok...here goes nothing...*jumps in hoping someone will catch me*
*catches LA and sets her down next to him*
*catches LA*
...LA has many friends in the gutter!
one should never be in the gutter alone...
I think what lured Addy in were the magnums of Veuve we have here....
Preparing to catch LA...
Speaking of magnums and LA, where's CC?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
Thanks guys! :)
What have I got myself into?
We're in good company, BT.
Now, about those magnums...let's pop one!
You right Cookie...I haven't seen CC in awhile. I hope all is well with him. *sips Veuve*
Today the gutter, tomorrow a tea party on the ceiling?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
I could really use a nice drink, thanks guys.
I miss my CC I hope he is ok.
Yes, Glebb! THAT is a party I will look forward to!
I have been counting the days until the 14th. I will skip to my video store to pick up my pre-ordered copy of MARY POPPINS and will run right home to watch it!
Addy, can I come over and watch? I haven't seen that movie in years.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
Addy: Isn't tomorrow the 14th?
And CC's away message says that he is getting an oil change and doing christmas shopping!
Is it possible to have a tea party on the ceiling of the gutter?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
Cookie: It's possible to have a tea party anywhere :)
It's possible, things are happening every day.
Yes - you are all invited over to watch the movie with me!
Oh, and Cookie - this isn't a tea party for the gutter...
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