Can the adults please smoke? (Pt.2)- Page 174

[laactress]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:42pm

Beacon: LOL

Addy: With all my ass tea talk yesterday it would have been appropriate for me to see that show with you too, sice we are now the ass team. LOL

[ckeaton]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:43pm

Well then, I hope you're prepared for full coverage of this event.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:43pm

LA, that's the kind of line that would get me into trouble... LOL!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:43pm

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:44pm

LA & ADDY: TEAM ASS USA.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:44pm

they could have used that "song" last night...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:45pm

Ther are ass competitions?

The Ass Olympics

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:46pm

ck, I am fully charged...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:47pm

That's the national sport of Greece, Cookie...

[DAME]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:47pm

IT'S MOJITO TIME

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:49pm

yes, Dame, it surely is!

[laactress]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:49pm

Yay for Team Ass USA! Great name Matt, thanks.

LOL Addy about that getting you in to trouble, it would get any of us into trouble :)

So Addy, when we are out with everyone and lets say you and I are walking ahead of everyone or behind everyone are they going to say "Hey, look there goes Team Ass USA?"

[ckeaton]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:49pm

For once, I'm at a loss for words.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:50pm

Is that a good thing, LA?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:50pm

Go for the gold, Addy and LA!!!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:51pm

ck, so am I!!

[laactress]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:52pm

Hi Dame, yes it is, for sure!

Addy: I am not sure if it's a good thing, but now that Matt has given us that name we can never live it down.

Thanks Cookie, we will get the gold, you will see.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:56pm

From now on your names will be changed from

ADDY - ASSY

LA - LASS

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:57pm

absolutely not, Matt!

I will go away forever and never return!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:58pm

LASSY-ASSY

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:58pm

Okay. How about NYassgal?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:58pm

I'm packing my bags....

[laactress]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:59pm

Awwwww Poor Addy we must think of something else for her.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:59pm

Oh, Addy. You "Crack" me up!

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 12/15/04 at 5:02pm

I would pay good good money to see the knockout combo of the asses on LA and Addy. Dream come true for me!